The Last Ham Sandwich

It was the first day on set for Elmo's new movie. He was already wanting to slap Jenna for giving him the wrong lines. Thank God it was time for lunch. meh

He makes it to the table and finds his favorite sandwich; before he could grab it, someone else did. He was furious.

"Who would take Elmo's food!" He exclaimed.

He violently tapped the man's shoulder to find it was his movie crush, Nick (Nicholas Cage). Nick is nothing but smexy.

He asks "Is everything okay?"

Elmo blushed saying "You took Elmo's sandwich."

Sadly, Nick ate it. But everyday, on set, Nick brought Elmo a sandwich.

One day they were talking while eating the sandwiches that Nick brought when Elmo finally revealed his huge crush.

'' Elmo have actually had this huge celebrity crush on you for years. Only because you're famous and stuff nothing weird Elmo promise."

To say Elmo was flustered was an understatement. He was so nervous!

Suddenly Nick's lips were upon Elmo's.

It was a fight for dominance and Nick was winning. All of a sudden there was a surge of energy running through Elmo and he rolled them over so that he was on top while they lay kissing on the couch. It took them 10 minutes to break apart and when they finally did they remembered that they were still on set and the entire thing was recorded in camera.

''Oh well'' Nick said and dragged Elmo into the bathroom. everyone knew what happening when they came out 20 minutes later with buttons missing and hair ragged.

The cast was shocked.

Nick leaned into Elmo's ear and whispered "I love you."

Elmo's tongue flickered over Nick's ear as he whispered back "I love you too"

The next day there were pictures on magazines of Elmo and Nick everywhere. No matter where you went you would find Nelmo.

Two years later, with many fights over whether they should be red roses or white roses, Elmo and Nick were married.