How The Grinch Really Stole Christmas

So the Grinch had stolen Christmas as the story seems to go

Yet all the whos down in whoville were all a glow

Because they had something else other than presents

And whozits and dingle bobs and pheathered up pheasants

They found Ebay and

They now had something to celebrate all year long

Forget the Christmas season, that doesn't matter much

as specialty buys cellphones and stuff

The Grinch went insane with all the ring tones and bother

"How can this happen? If I take one thing away they will just find another!"

"Ah ha!" said the Grinch with his old grinchy smile,

"I'll pollute the servers, that'll keep them busy for a while

So he created a virus, the worst in the world!

Why it was even worse than Microsoft Word!

The virus fizzled out their computers, It destroyed their hard drives

It was so devastating even the tough jock Whos cried!

No more porn! No more cyber sex! No more "chat rooms"! No more fun!

Why it seemed as though the Apocalypse had begun!

They now had no Christmas and no internet too!

So they drowned their sorrow in milk shakes from Macky Doo's

So they gained weight by the pound, 'til they resembled Americans

Then they all died from being bombed by Al Quaida Arabians