Okay so in this I'm related to the Creepypastas, Slenderman is my Fajah's {Fajah means Father or Dad} brother. BTW the Creepypastas are in their human forms when they come to the human world but all proxies have to do is take of their masks and stuff. Only certain humans can see their true forms those people are my family in the book.
I sat in the passenger seat of my Mom's white 1999 Chevy Suburban, Jeff the Killer, Ben Drowned, Ticci-Toby, Sally and my two younger sisters Winter and River sat in the back while Mom drove. We're all going to Game Stop so Ben and I can buy the new X and Y pokémon version, we've both been begging my Mom to let us buy them and finally after two whole months she's given in to us. There's only one bad part about going to Game Stop and that's the fact that it's so far away but I'll be fine as long as the radio is on.
Sally and River played I Spy and like always they had their stuffed animals by their sides, Sally has a teddy bear with blue button eyes named Charlie and River has a fluffy pink pig named Jingles. Ben and Winter had out their D.S.'s and were playing Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Jeff was watching Toby stick his head out the window like a dog, I had a feeling that Jeff was wondering what Mom would say if he rolled Toby's head up in the window.
After a few moments of quiet casual conversation Jeff shouted. "Shut up Winter, Call of Duty is the best video game in the world."
"No it ain't, Assassins Creed is!" Winter yelled back.
"Ain't ain't a word." River cut in.
"Actually may I point out that ain't is now in the dictionary and you can say it therefore that makes it a word." I said.
"Blah, blah, blah, too much smartness, its summer time BeebopKat we don't need to learn anything. Pick a side C.O.D, A.C or L.O.Z: Majora's Mask?" Ben asked.
"Assassin's Creed." I replied.
"You shouldn't have done that."
"Yeah, your vote doesn't count since you don't play video games as much as normal people do." Jeff agreed.
Once Jeff said that all havoc broke loose and we all began to shout at each other. Even Toby and Sally joined in even though they didn't really know what was going on. A loud smacking sound went through the car and Mom suddenly swerved to the side of the road.
"Jeff, did you really do what I think I saw you do, did you hit Toby? Look at his arm!" Mom yelled angrily.
On Toby's left arm there was a big red hand mark, ouch it looked like that hurt.
"He can't feel anything so why does it matter?" Jeff replied.
Uh-oh, Jeff just released the mama bear. My Mom used to work with people that have special needs so I think that she has a soft spot for Toby. Toby has Tourettes Syndrome, he's Bipolar and his nerve ending are messed up so he can't feel any pain.
"Jeffery you are eighteen, almost twenty. It's called child abuse if you leave a mark on a child and you can go to jail for that, you're lucky Toby's seventeen but imagine what would've happened if you had of hit Sally or River." Mom scolded.
Sometimes I think that Mom doesn't know that Jeff is Jeff the Killer, the guy that murdered his own family when he was thirteen and already has had the police on his tail before. Mom made Jeff and Winter switch spots but the arguing didn't cease to stop so she blasted the radio. Whenever she wants us to shut up she just turns the volume up on the radio, half of the time I don't mind.
If I was Your Boyfriend I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby, take a chance or you'll never ever know
I have money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
"Oh great Zalgo, yes!" Sally screeched.
Oh great Zalgo, no! Sally is a fan girl of Justin Beiber and absolutely adores him. I happen to despise Justin Beiber so does Winter, River, Jeff, Ben and Toby. We six are those rare people that would push him off a sky scraper while yelling 'do a back flip!'
"I'd like to be everything you want. Hey girl, let me talk to you." Mom and Sally sung.
My hand went for the switches on the radio but Mom flicked my fingers away.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" I cried sadly.
My Mom didn't pay any attention to my suffering, she just continue to sing with Sally. As the abomination of music played I banged my head against the dashboard. How could my Mother betray me like this?
"Please Auntie Theresa, if you change the channel I'll never ever eat all the cookies in one day." Ben begged.
My Mom just ignored all our pleas and continued to sing.
"If I was your boyfriend."
The song ended and everyone except for Sally and Mom cheered happily, we could live to hear another good song! After having to listen to a bunch of annoying commercials a good song began to play.
B-b-b-be careful making wishes in the dark
Can't be sure when they've hit their mark
And besides in the mean, mean time
I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart
Sweet, it was My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark by Fall Out Boy! It's been quite a while since I've heard this song.
"BeebopKat change the channel." Jeff demanded.
Being the mean person I am I decided to turn the radio up a bit more and sang at the top of my lungs.
"I'm a young lover's rage. Gonna need a spark to ignite. My songs know what you did in the dark. Light em up, up, up, light em up, up, up. I'm on fire!"
Toby and Ben grinned as Jeff plugged his ears and joined in with me.
"I'm on fire!" The three of us bellowed.
"Go. To. Sleep." An angry Jeff the Killer whimpered.
So yep there's that. BTW I must give some credit to my youngest sister River because she gives me the places and normal everyday thing while I make it into a story.
