Well I was board one day and this came to me. hope you like it I will update whenever a random idea hits have fun I hope you like this one shot please R&R

Chapter one

A red stone

The scorching sun was beating down as Ed clapped his hands and turned his automail into a blade.

"Come on Envy!" the short blond alchemist called out. "I've had about enough of you!" Envy didn't hesitate before calling back to him.

"I finally get to fight the full metal shrimp this will be fun!"

"BROTHER!" a large suite of armor called to the alchemist.

"Calm down Al. Just sit down I'll handle this." Al stopped for a moment before shrugging.

"Alright Ed," Al walked away and sat down on a nearby bench. "Oh what's this?" he asked as he picked up a bright yellow banana off the ground. "I LOVE BANNANAS!" he exclaimed as he started to peel it before he noticed he couldn't eat it. Al frowned and called to Ed. "Here Brother you can have it maybe it will help you grow. it might work like popeye and spinish." Al tossed the banana at the two just as Envy charged at Ed the banana landing directly between the two of them. Envy's face lit with horror as he slipped on said banana and fell hitting his head on a rock. His skin split open and a philosopher's stone slid across the ground to Ed's feet leaving Envy in a small green slug form. Ed picked up the stone raised it high above his head and yelled in triumph.

"I GOT IT I GOT IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!"

"Aw man." Envy muttered, as Al ran up to congratulate Ed.

"You were great Ed you defeated a homunculus!"

"Well Al I was pretty amazing wasn't I?" just then a large hawk flew by scooping low and plucked the bright red stone from Ed's hand.

"NO!" the three yelled in union, startling the bird. The bird flew into a window of central HQ but not just any window. Nope it was corneal Roy Mustang's window. The bird started uproar as Hawkeye fired multiple bullets and mustang snapped his fingers burning his paper work to ashes. Hawkeye glared at him but he just shrugged and said.

"You saw it was the birds fault."

"Don't hurt it don't hurt it!" Fury called out waving his hands for Hawkeye and Mustang to stop attacking it before he entered a long speech about how scared the poor creature must be. The bird flew back out the window and dropped the blood red stone it landed with a splash in a sewerage drain. Ed, Al, and Envy stared in shock and could still hear Mustang yelling "Who is responsible for this." from the window. Ed sighed and placed his hands behind his head and said.

"Well Al, looks like we better get going before corneal jerk realizes we are here."

"Right brother," Al agreed and the two left in search for another stone. Meanwhile Envy saw that if he didn't retrieve the stone he would not get another and would be forced to remain a slug for eternity, and began his long journey after the stone. It took him three days to cross the street to the drain pipe where he fell down into its dark clutches.

"I can see it!" he exclaimed as he saw a red glint only a few feet away from him. But when he took the first step towards it two red eyes appeared beside him and a large black sewerage rat rushed at him grabbing him in its mouth and began to scurry away with its dinner. As it ran it kicked the stone into the rushing water below Envy watched it get carried away never to be seen again.

Three days latter

"I am so grateful to the Dr for letting me stay here." young Mei Chang said cheerfully as she approached the sink in the washroom. "But I don't understand why that Lan Fan girl has to be here." she turned the faucet and heard a solid thunk. Curious, she looked into the sink to see a bright red stone the size of her small finger awaiting her.