Hey, I haven't written much lately. Sorry about that everyone. College is crazy and I didn't have a word program for my computer, so, yeah. But hey, I do now, and I'm back. Mainly because I don't want to work on my English paper -- but hey, what ever. All will be well, or I'll get kicked out of school...that's, not a good thing, is it? Sigh, what ever.

No, I do not own Cowboy Bebop or any of its characters. But if I did...oh, if I did, wait, drool coming out of mouth. Lol, you get the idea...

-Shrew

Chapter One: Love

"Faye, have I ever told you that I love you dearly?" A young woman with raven black hair asked as she came up beside her best friend. Faye looked at her out of the corner of her deep green eyes with a knowing look.

"What do you want Verena?"

Verena's dark brown eyes widened in mocking outrage and shock and she placed a hand to her heart as if it had been wounded. "Faye, what kind of person do you think I am? Just because I say I love you doesn't mean..." She stopped when the purple haired woman beside her lifted an eyebrow. "Okay fine. I need the lab for bio and help on my English paper. Those fucking teachers are out to get me I tell you! That's the only explanation for my low grades!"

"And it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that you don't do the work half the time and don't go to class on a regular basis, could it?"

"I admit I am not the best student on campus. However, you must admit that with out me, you would have no one to eat lunch with. Like at the beginning of the year when we both would sit in our rooms and starve ourselves because we didn't want to eat by ourselves."

"I have people to eat lunch with."

"Name two."

Faye blushed slightly as her mind drew a blank. Verena was right; she really didn't have anyone to eat lunch with. Though she was very social, people had a tendency to look at the way she dressed and not at the person in the clothing. She had nothing to be ashamed of when it came to her body. So she felt there was no reason not to show it off to people. Which got her labeled as a slut, but if people couldn't see her for the person she was, she didn't want to be friends with them anyway.

Verena, on the other hand, was an antisocial person who went out of her way to scare people who even glanced her way. She dressed in tight tops and pants that showed off her body, but would then put on an army jacket that was at least two sizes too big. making it seem as if she had no body shape at all. It was amazing that the two had become such good friends with how different they were. Faye would drag Verena to parties, and Verena would force Faye to play video games for hours on end in retribution.

"Um Faye, don't look now, but here comes the love of your life. Ten bucks says he makes a snide comment to you can completely ignores me."

"Heh, like either of us has ten bucks? How 'bout who ever wins uses their card to buy lunch from the café?"

"Deal – and no drawing attention to me like the last time! That's cheating my little butter ball!"

Before Faye could make a reply to that random and rather...disturbing comment, the object of their bet came into view. It had fluffy, dark green hair, and a pair of miss matched red-brown eyes. And it all came wrapped up in a tight, hot lanky man suit.

"Well, if it isn't the bimbo and her little rabid bitch. You mind moving? I want to get indoors and away from the filth found outside."

"Oh Spike! We love you too, and would love for you to buy us lunch. So sweet of him to offer, wasn't it 'Rena?"

"Oh yes Faye. I can't think of anyone we love more then Spike!"

Spike looked between the two completely confused. Of course, this was the state they left almost anyone who talked to them in. Even their professors had learned never to talk to the two of them together. "What the fuck are you two talking about and what the hell are you on?!"

"Silly, we're talking about how much we love you! Will you have our children? I'm sure it's not as painful as every says it is. But just to be safe, we have decided to let you test that for us. So what do you saw? You buy us lunch and we give you hot crazy monkey sex in return." After her declaration, Verena smile sweetly and blew kisses at the confused man before her.

Spike just looked between the two of them as if they were insane, and then stalked off muttering something about crazy bimbos and rabid sluts in disguise. When he was out of sight, Faye burst out laughing. "'Hot crazy monkey sex?' I need to keep that one in reference for the next argument I have."

"But it wouldn't be as funny when you say it since everyone thinks you are having sex with the whole male population of the college. Since I'm known as a prude and a massive bitch, it's not expected of me. And therefore funny as all hell. Oh!! I know! Next guy to hit on you, say something about not giving it to anyone but your husband. That would turn a few heads!"

"Hmm, that could work. You certainly are diabolical when it comes to verbal confrontations 'Rena. However, I do wonder how you survived tormenting people with how poor of a fighter you are."

"Simple. I learned to run fast. Very, very fast. 'Before making fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you make fun of them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.' I love that quote."

"Who's it by?"

"No idea. But I like it, so I shall use it!"

"Is this why you almost failed English last year? Because you were too lazy to writ down where you found your information?"

"Damn fucking strait! The man can't make me reform man! I can write what ever I want!"

"Stop, you sound like a druggy."

"I know – I was listening to these two guys talking. It was funny. People who are high have the most interesting conversations when they can't notice people are watching them..."

"Verena, I think it's only you who thinks that."

"Well hell! That's even better! I'm so unique that people don't even think the same way I do!"

"Shut up and get me food. You lost, so now I feast!"

"Damned rotten luck. You know, I'm starting to think that you don't love me as much as I love you."

"You can copy my lab wail we eat."

"Oh! I knew you loved me! I never doubted you for a second!"

"Then get me food! Now! I haven't eaten today because you had to do so much make up work!"