On the Road to Straightness and On The Road to Gayness are sister fics, m'kay? M'kay.
Naruto™ belongs to Sasuke™ - erm, it's respective owner.
-Ch.1
"Sai, we've talked and we're unanimous," announced Sakura. "You're too gay for your own good." She then cracked her knuckles, which I've grown to fear.
"Oh come on guys!" I pleaded. "I'm not that gay-" Naruto shot me a death glare, which shut me up.
"Do the words TANK TOP mean anything to you?"
"At least I don't go around in a frumpy orange…thingy. WTF is it supposed to be?"
"It's an outfit, you jerkwad!" At this, the blonde burst into tears. "There there," comforted Sakura. She shot me a dirty look. "You know how sensitive he is about his clothing, Sai. You should know better!"
"Sorry about that…" I tried to rub my head sheepishly, but it's pretty hard to do that when you're strapped to a chair with 4 miles of titanium chains. "So…how are you guys gonna un-gayify me?" Naruto instantly stopped crying, and my teammates sported smirks that could rival the Uchiha's.
"Well first we're going to…"
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It's short, but there will be more!
