Author's Revision Note: (This story was meant to be a quick action sequence test. I wanted to see what I could bring out and if I liked it.) Corrections were made to my knowledge. (I know thats not promising lol) I also added a few things in without having to change the basics of the story too much….Okay I added allot! I couldn't resist! I do hope it doesn't bother you guys to much. They're more like fillers and extras that didn't get added in and or because I thought it would be better this way than that. I've also made the chapters longer by doing so.

Overall the changes start with this chapter and so on. I got rid of the FBI and made my own group. You'll see some differences but not many in this chapter. Things really change allot from chapter 2 and on from there. You'll see remnants of the original but not to much. The ending has changed completely as well but the idea is still there.

So I hope you enjoy.

Warning: (MalexMale action. I do not own the Naruto franchise, tis a fanfiction story I created.)


Huddled around a warehouse in the middle of the woods during the chilly moonlit night were a bunch of your typically black standard SUV vehicles. The flashy ambulances and fire trucks had just arrived to clean up the bodies and put out the fire in the back. This place had been under suspicion for some time and now they had evidence that it was highly active. The only problem was they got there too late like always.

The warehouse was now in shambles. An utter complete mess with dead men and women everywhere and a fire dying out in the back.

The men in charcoal special forces outfits were a little less than pissed that the targets were delivered this way. These brutes were MERC (Mobile Evasive Recon Core). The acronym speaks for itself. They are the mercenary group that the government calls whenever they need something handled without concern for the bystander casualties involved. Lately they've been out of business thanks to two vigilantes that do their job for free and minus the body count. Fortunately for them, the government didn't like the duo either for personal reasons. No one with or in shady power liked them at all except for one.

The MERC in charge of the assignment and the whole gang was Rokshi Mikuto. An aviator sunglasses type of man with a short, copper slicked back hair cut to bring out a set of stern hazel. He was currently occupied with the evidence found, quite happy about it. He turned with a smirk to his young newbie soldier, Suko, a pretty little lad with emerald eyes and a darker set of copper neck length hair that fitted well with his peachy skin. It was safe to say that he got in on looks alone. He'd been standing at his boss's side, watching the bodies load up into the ambulance.

"Looks like our friends were having problems." He chuckled, tapping the kid on the head with the crime scene pictures to pay attention.

The young assistant swirled around embarrassed, shade deepening from the laughter of his other superiors. "Sorry…"

"Eh, you owe me a drink later. Now look at this for me and tell me what you see."

He nodded, looking over the images carefully before casting a small confused pout back up to the man in charge.

"They had a shootout?" he inquired, taking another glance back at the picture to be sure. There were no bodies in that section of the warehouse, but there were bullet holes all over the place with specks of blood and the singe from the fire.

"Looks like more of a fall-out. No notes were found this time. Either way, we do have the blond one up in the hospital right now. He's not in critical condition but he's pretty beat up both mentally and physically. So, since you've studied them the most, I want you to head up there and see what you can get out of him before the man gets involved. He's in room 24601 on the fifth floor, don't laugh. The staff there is already aware of your arrival so make it quick," He ordered with a pat on the subordinates shoulder.

"Yes, Sir!" He saluted, taking off eagerly to his issued vehicle soon after.

"Hey, don't let him get in your head! We've already lost two idiots so don't become number three," The commander shouted with one hand cupped over his mouth before turning back to the others.

Suko didn't heed his boss words like he should have. He was too excited like a fanboy or girl going to their first anime convention. So he hopped in, buckled up and sped off to the hospital at a considerable speed limit. The reason for such fervor was that he was finally going to meet one of his favorite vigilantes of all time. A bonus was that this one was also partners with his other hero. Yes the duo had a history and the young detective knew all about them. Well, he knew what they felt the world should know. The major one being that the pair are clearly lovers.

The couple did everything together and that includes making enemies with high ranking officials everywhere. You'd think having so many people hungry for your corpse would make you be a smidge bit careful, but no. To fuel the fire they'd leave affronting notes saying, 'You're late,' or 'You must be mad.' Other times it would be their signature symbols; a red and white halved fan and a thick red swirl.

They'd even willingly kissed provocatively for a surveillance camera during one of their missions in France so MERC would know what they looked like. Of course that did nothing but enrage them. Mainly because they already couldn't find any records of them and or any shred of aliases anywhere as far as Suko was concerned. In other words, the make out camera session was useless and a slap in the face. With all that said, the situation now was extremely baffling to him.

They just didn't seem like the type to ever cross each other.

He pondered more on the current circumstances once he arrived at his destination. During the walk into the building he recapped how they looked so devoted to each other in the video feed. The more he thought about it, the more it didn't make sense unless they were up to something big! He contemplated the possibilities while getting on the elevator for the one minute lift.

A ding sounded and he exited the contraption, heading down the dim lit hall with ivory all around to the suspect's room.

At room 24601, he peeked inside through the window to see the young blond man himself sitting upright on the bed with a strange look on his deceivingly delicate features. It displayed a mix between anger, lost and just plain hurt. Other than his distant and doleful expressions, he was sitting pretty awkward for guy at that.

Toned, slender and tanned legs were stretched out, crossed and exposed over the deeply pale blue cotton bed sheets. The matching hospital gown he wore was pushed up damn near to his nether region probably from thrashing around, so firm thighs were visible. Either way it was almost as if he was trying to seduce someone the way he was sitting with his back erect so properly and a sudden taunting grin on plush pink lips with whiskered cheeks to increase the alluring effect. Even the dull silver handcuffs binding his wrist factored in, for they didn't look like they were holding him back at all.

Yes, he looked dangerous in many ways...

Suko had to cough and correct himself before entering the room. Though that didn't help since he only ended up hypnotized by the male again. He hesitantly dismissed the guards out where they stood some feet's away outside the door. When he regained conscious after the blonde snickered at him, he quickly put a paper covering over the window as protocol. Turning around slowly afterwards, he made sure to look down as he took a seat on a stool beside the chained male on the bed.

"How are you feeli-"

"Like shit," The suspect spat out while shaking the chains a little. He then quirked his head at the young boy's sideways oval, scarlet and ebony MERC badge with the kids name under in a giant bold alabaster stitch.

"Suko, huh? Figured they'd send you to talk to me. Well I'm Naruto, hun. Or you can call me whatever you want." Naruto adjusted himself more inappropriately by stiffening and sweeping his legs under to sit on his knees with a wink at the agent.

Suko gulped and nodded. He was happy to be the first to find out one of their names so easily, but maybe he should have asked one of the guards to stay...

"What h-happened?" Suko choked out, covering his stutter with a cough. The air in the room was thinning, or maybe it was just him.

The chained man groaned and shrugged helplessly as it was clearly obvious.

"What does it look like happened, kid, honestly?" He yanked on the handcuffs harder this time.

Suko reacted instantly by reaching over the prisoner to hold his wrist. He realized his mistake when something wet flicked against his cheek. After jolting back, he wiped the right side of his burning face in shock.

Naruto chuckled smoothly with sick amusement in his vocals.

"Not so smart are you?" He jiggled the chains again and rolled his eyes at the unprepared agent.

Suko shook his head and regained his composure.

"Did he do this to you?" He pointed with his right index finger towards the bandages on the blondes head and wrists.

"Who, Sasuke?" The chained male hissed, clear loathing behind the name before looking out the window with sparked boredom.

"Sasuke?" Suko repeated while he sat back down from the new information.

"Yeah, that little misunderstood fucker… Hey, open the window for me will you? I'm sweating like a priest in a playground." The blonde man chortled wearily with pouted lips.

Suko did so quickly, wanting to get back to the topic at hand. When he turned back around, he came face to face with the barrel of his own gun.

"Why did he do this to you?" He asked, raising his hands up anyway, having no intent to stop the more skilled suspect.

"No idea kid! When I find out, you'll be the first to know." Naruto smirked to the detective and motioned for him get out of the way. The handcuffs dangled off his right wrist signaling he must have gotten the keys from one of the guards somehow.

Suko moved to the corner a ways from the window near the closet cabinet. He glanced outside and was reminded of the long way down.

"Where on the 5th floor. There's no way dow-"

"Let me worry about that, love," The suspect cooed and climbed off the bed revealing a little too much.

"You're not even trying to stop me, why?" He questioned while undoing the right handcuff from his wrist before gesturing for the boy to hold out his hands.

"I'm kind of a fan I guess…," the young detective explained sheepishly as he was handcuffed to one of the handles of the cabinet door next to him.

"I know. You've been keeping tabs on me and Sasuke for a while now. That doesn't explain why you're willing to get fired or worse though. You do work for a group of asswholes," Naruto pointed out with a chuckle and moved the agent over a little more so he could have more room to open the closet. Inside lay his clothes on the bottom in plastic bags.

"Well I believe what you're doing is right and… Are you really going to change in front of me?"

"Hunny you can look if you want." Naruto struck one of many brothel like poses with his hip out to the MERC whom flushed a deeper shade and looked away. He laughed coyly at the detective and set the gun down on the bed behind him. He then stripped without hesitation. It only took him fifteen seconds for him to slip on his black slacks with shiny charcoal dress shoes along with a blood stained, orange silk buttoned shirt and onyx blazer.

"Alright, all done hun."

Suko blinked at the attire and smiled. "Nice."

"Ha, if only Sasuke was that affectionate."

Naruto smiled and reached back in the closet to grab another plastic bag where he hoped they'd put his twin magnums. A frown spread across his features, seeing that his birthday gifts from his traitorous boyfriend weren't there, not even his knife. Instead, in the bag lay his socks and underwear that were no good now. He sighed and shoved the bag back in, knowing it was possible that his weapons were taken elsewhere. He then adjusted his outfit to his standards before moving the bed in front of the door silently, kicking the stand down. He proceeded to pick up the agent's gun off the mattress and turn to him with a regretful smile.

"Forgive me, sweety."

Suko didn't have time to react before the blonde struck him on the cheek with the butt of the weapon, giving him a convincing bruise as a result. He cried out as a reaction which caused the guards to rush at the door only to be stalled by the bed.

"Had to make it look like you tried at least. Also I'm going to be borrowing this for a while." Naruto giggled and kissed the bruise, slipping the gun in the back waistband of his pants. He then sprinted over to the window and halted with hands on the side frames.

"Keep your boss out of my way will you, love?" he asked in a dreamlike voice with his back to the assaulted soldier.

Suko winced through the pain and nodded.

"I can try…," he whispered when he heard the guards pushing harder to get in.

"Good, because the only person that's going to find that traitorous dick...and bring him home, is yours trully. If anyone gets in my way, I'll gut them alive. That goes for you too Suko." He warned with a false sense of kindness as he spun around and flashed a kind smile, jumping backwards onto the window edge with his palms to balance himself. He blew one unforgettable kiss to his new friend while leaning back, seeming to fall out.

Suko just stared in amazement as the guards burst through the door over to the window.

"Where'd he go?!"

"What the hell happened?!"

"God damn it, call Rokshi!"

The guards raged on while they searched the streets below.

Suko just turned away from them smiling to himself. He knew he was going to get an ear full from his superior but oh well. Today had been more eventful than his entire career.


Naruto fought back a chuckle at the cops and mercenaries running around trying to find him. When he'd got enough amusement out of situation, he 'hitched' a ride with a departing patient and her teenage son and daughter. From the beginning of the ride it was uncomfortable for the family because the blonde with the gun was actually very friendly.

"Your children are so cute. I've always wanted babies of my own!" He grinned up at the rear view mirror reflecting the two frightened teens in the back.

"P-Please don't hurt them!" The mother pleaded her heart out with a few hiccups as if she was about to cry.

Naruto quirked a brow in awe at the woman. He turned his seat beltless upper body to the kids in the back and pointed his gun at their mother, asking, "Is she always like this?"

"Who wouldn't be when you have a gun aimed at them?!"

The blonde rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue out at the teenage girls comment before sitting back.

"You people need to lighten up. If I was going to kill you I would have."

"Then what do you want?"

"Joseph!" The mother shouted at her son with warning and fear ringing in her vocals.

"Hey it's okay mom jeans. I'm not a bad person…when I'm not bored. So with that revealed, Joseph right?"

The ginger with the hipster hairstyle nodded up to mirror in caution. His sister on the other hand, shook her head and crossed her arms, jutting her bottom lip out.

"What I want is payback and answers to why the guy I loved all my life left me for dead after my birthday." Those were just two things he wanted that he felt like sharing.

The three hostages hadn't expected an actual reason behind their temporary kidnapper's actions. It got even weirder when the blonde started to snivel softly out of nowhere. The brunette daughter in the back reached in her purse, pulled out some tissue and handed one to the heartbroken man.

He took it kindly and blew away. "Ah, thank you hun."

"No problem. I understand what you're going through! My friend Beth got dumped by this guy named Tate two days before the prom because he was apparently seeing Jessica and so Chasity…"

Naruto's eyes widened at what he'd just started. Instead of 'politely' telling the girl to shut the fuck up or I'll rip your tongue out, he endured the whole ordeal until they reached the creek up in the hills that lead to the warehouse. At the destination, he exited the car so fast that he almost tripped. The girl tried to lean out to finish her story but her mother pulled her back in and sped off.

The rest of the way he walked in much needed silence to the warehouse.