Chapter 3

The A.I.M. Soldier had left and had dropped his costume on the floor. His helmet laying at Hawkeye's feet as Deadpool grinned at him with a look saying, "You know what's gonna happen." Hawkeye agreed but hesitantly and put on the uniform that the Soldier had left behind. He took a pair of handcuffs that were strapped to the costume and put them on Deadpool. "Hey, take it easy. My wrists are still sore from...last...night's...party...I shouldn't have said that." Deadpool remarked with a frown on his face showing through his mask.

Hawkeye shook his head in embarrassment, as he started walking to the door. He held Deadpool by his wrists and pushed him forward as to make believe he was actually captured. "Make it look real." Hawkeye said. Deadpool smiled devilishly and nodded. "You too...don't worry about me." Hawkeye took a deep sigh and pushed Deadpool through the sliding automatic doors. Deadpool grinned as he saw all the Soldiers walking back and fourth then stop and gaze in astonishment.

Deadpool then started automatically screaming and trying to kick anyone in his path as Hawkeye in the costume pushed him through the hallways. "You can't do this! I pay taxes, I contribute to society, I coach little league Baseball!" Deadpool screamed trying to make it look as real as possible. The Soldiers all stopped and looked at the Deadpool in custody. "Wow, he captured Deadpool. He's amazing...I wish I could see the chicks he's gonna get at the office." The Soldiers all made their comments as Deadpool tried so hard not to burst out laughing.

The two finally reached the end of the hallway. Deadpool making it look like he accidentally hit the open button next to the door as it slid open. They both sluggishly walked into the empty room with only a big screen and another shiny metal beepy thingy. "We've found the computer Data Base." Hawkeye said excited. "And I've found my true calling...show business." Deadpool remarked as he pulled a top hat out of no where and twirled it around.

Hawkeye looked at Deadpool then at the top hat. "Where did you get that?" Deadpool shrugged and answered, "You have to chill with me more." Hawkeye then went back to the computer. "I have to get file data on a new machine that has been seen in Mephisto's Realm. It might take a while, you keep watch." Deadpool then raised his right arm out and up in a Nazi salute and answered, "Yes der Fuhrer." He walked over to the door and peeked through a little window and saw another A.I.M. Soldier coming. Deadpool smiled, he knew just what to do with this one.