I'm doing a somewhat sort of sequel to Why Beyblade Characters HATE Stuff!
Yuki: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: *shakes Yuki* What are you doing?!
Yuki: Do you really have to do this again?
Me: Just roll the disclaimer.
Yuki: Gocty doesn't own beyblade. She's just writing this because she's bored.
Explaining Why Kings Hugs Chicken Every time He Sees a Cow
Nile and I are sitting in two huge red chairs in a library with a few candles because candles are awesome! We also have a small wooden table in front of us with two of my dad's coffee mugs/cups that are actually filled with water.
I wildly wave my arms in the air, "Hello! Welcome to 'Explaining The Behavior of MFB Characters!.' Nile and I are your hosts, and I basically dragged Nile here. Hey! I threatened that I would smash Horusous so..."
Nile cleared his throat, "So as you can tell by the tittle, we are explaining the behavior of MFB characters. You can send in requests ONLY through PM."
"DO NOT send in request through the reviews!" I shout, "it's some guideline on the fanfiction net."
"Okay then..." Nile took a sip of his water and started speaking, "we'll get back to you on the rules for sending in request at the end. We remind you that this fanfic is NOT an opposite counterpart to Why Beyblade Characters HATE Stuff. We don't want the tittle of the first chapter and or the summery to cause confusion. Hey, gocty, are we in your house?"
"Of course not!" I respond, "do you really think that my house has a freaking eighteenth century style library? And even though they didn't have TVs like the one on the back wall over there right behind us a few hundred ears ago, we're currently not caring on historical accuracy. Anyway, enjoy this chapter. The scenarios of explaining the characters' behaviors are shown on this TV screen. The one I mentioned earlier."
"Presenting, why King hgus a chicken every time her sees a cow," Nile turned on the TV.
King strolled down the streets of Metal City, "La, la, la, la, la."
"Isn't that what Yu says?" Masamune asks.
"Don't care," King continues strolling. Masamune and King end up on a farm where a cow bumps into him. "Hey!" King yells, "why would you that? I am the King of every thing! Including getting cows to respect me!"
"No! I am!" Masamune shouts back.
"I am!"
"No, I am!"
"It's me!"
"No, it's me!"
"You're wrong!"
"No I'm not!"
And that is the beginning of an hour-long argument.
Chris randomly pops up, "Hey guys. Why are you arguing?"
Masamune and King scratch their heads confused, "Ummm..."
Chris face-palmed sighed, "This is the twentieth time you guys have started an argument and not remember the cause." King and Masamune shrug and run off leaving Chris to wonder in his thoughts.
Masamune and King sit under a shady tree and fall asleep. King wakes up and rubs his eyes to find that Masamune left, "Where is he?" King walks around town to find a bunch of cow crossing the street, "What the?"
A cow starts talking, "Hello there. I am Sam, the cow. And us cow are going to take over the world!"
"No you're not!" a chicken with a samurai sword and medieval helmet yells.
"What's up with the weird weapon combo?" Kyoya asks and walks away.
King blinked and screamed, "Cows are going to take over the world! Ah!" and started running in random directions.
The chicken stops King from running any more, "You look like you would be able to stop this. There is a cave on the mountain with an inscription that tells of how to defeat the evil cows. You must find it and save the world from the cows! I am counting on you!" The chicken points at the mountain nearby and starts to fight the cows.
King gulps and runs towards mountain, "World! I'm saving you!" He climbs up the mountains and reaches the summit in a few hours, "That mountain was surprisingly easy to climb." The Variares blader walks into the cave and found the inscriptions, "Lets see... To defeat the evil cows, you must hug a chicken. Wait, what?! It's that simple?!"
King climbs down the mountain using a random hover board he found and hugged the chicken with the sword. All the cows disappear in one big poof. Then, Kings finds himself under the tree he fell asleep by while Masamune shook his shoulder.
"Wait... Did the evil cows thing never happen? Or... did I just save a different universe?! I think I did I will always hug a chicken when I see a cow the save the world!" King skips off into the sunset leaving a bewildered Masamune behind.
"King was obviously dreaming," I looked at Nile.
Nile nodded, "Yup. And he still hasn't figured that out."
"As we said earlier, the are rules to sending in requests," I sip my water again, "as you would expect, the rules are at the end of this chapter and written in bold. Bye for now!"
Rules for sending requests:
*Please send the request THROUGH PM!
*Please DO NOT make requests that people can easily make sense of or self-explanatory. Which means that I will not accept requests if someone can easily figure out why the characters has the certain behavior. For example: Why does Dynamis wear a robe? We know that the reason is the guardian thing.
*Please make it as random as possible
*Authors can send multiple requests
*If I get more than one request at once, it may take a while for the request to written so be patient!
*No romance. I like romance as much as everyone else, but this is a humor category story!
*And have fun!
