These are a series of drabbles about various Batman villains going on vacation. Each one is meant to be a stand-alone chapter although they are linked by their common themes. Joker's is a double drabble because he just can't be contained in one hundred words. Enjoy.

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The Joker had decided he needed to share his genius with the world. Gotham was just too small to contain the sort of ideas he'd been getting lately. The city was just going to have to endure without him for a few weeks.

But where to go? He wandered around the lair poking at various objects as he waited for the proper inspiration. His eyes fell on one of Harley's gossip magazines with Prince William on the cover. Absentmindedly, Joker picked it up and carried it around with him as he paced. With a purple marker, he drew horns, eyeglasses, facial hair, and an exaggerated smile over the prince's handsome face. Realization hit him like one of Batman's fists.

It was perfect! He hadn't been to England in a while and he remembered it as a dull place. Those stodgy, dentally-challenged, Britons needed his unique charms to show them how to lighten up.

"Harley! Pack the bags! We're going on a trip." He'd have to be sure to pack his best suit. It wouldn't do to greet the royal family in anything less. The Queen was going to look so much better with a nice, big smile on her face.