Edward should be dumb and Emmett shouldn't snort candy
Chapter II
Disclaimer: i don't own twilight i just write about it! .
Edward: Honey I think we should send Emmett to rehab.
Bella: I don't think we should go that far, but I thought that visit from Margaret would help.
Edward: Well thats what you get for thinking.
Bella: Are you trying to be cute! Cause its not working.
Edward: I'm sorry, love.
Bella: I forgive you my little Eddy Weddy bear.
~ Emmett walks through the living room door looking petrified~
Emmett: YOU'RE SENDING ME TO REHAB!! WASN'T THE TURTLES ENOUGH!!
Edward: Calm down Emmett we aren't sure yet.
Bella: Your choices are seeing Margaret (roger roger) or going to rehab.
Emmett: NOOOOOOOOOO! not HER! anything but her!
Edward: Which is it Emmett Roger Roger or rehab.
Emmett: I"d hate rehab so i'm stuck with HER!!!
Roger Roger (me) walks through the door~
Roger Roger: sup?
Emmett: why are you here?
Roger Roger: what do you mean? Edward called me of course.
~ Emmett turns to Edward with another petrified look~
Emmett: How dare you call her without even knowing that I was going to pick her.
Edward: I am a mind reader.
Bella: Thank god for that ~sarcasm~
read the next chapter to find out what happens to Emmett!
