Edward should be dumb and Emmett shouldn't snort candy

Chapter II

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Edward: Honey I think we should send Emmett to rehab.

Bella: I don't think we should go that far, but I thought that visit from Margaret would help.

Edward: Well thats what you get for thinking.

Bella: Are you trying to be cute! Cause its not working.

Edward: I'm sorry, love.

Bella: I forgive you my little Eddy Weddy bear.

~ Emmett walks through the living room door looking petrified~

Emmett: YOU'RE SENDING ME TO REHAB!! WASN'T THE TURTLES ENOUGH!!

Edward: Calm down Emmett we aren't sure yet.

Bella: Your choices are seeing Margaret (roger roger) or going to rehab.

Emmett: NOOOOOOOOOO! not HER! anything but her!

Edward: Which is it Emmett Roger Roger or rehab.

Emmett: I"d hate rehab so i'm stuck with HER!!!

Roger Roger (me) walks through the door~

Roger Roger: sup?

Emmett: why are you here?

Roger Roger: what do you mean? Edward called me of course.

~ Emmett turns to Edward with another petrified look~

Emmett: How dare you call her without even knowing that I was going to pick her.

Edward: I am a mind reader.

Bella: Thank god for that ~sarcasm~

read the next chapter to find out what happens to Emmett!