A/N: Be warned, this was a school assignment and so it's very childish, just putting that out there.


The Call of a Turkey: Save City of Heroes

Starring: Glint Eastwood as Turkey Titan

11-15-12

Ever wonder what a turkey does when the human is away? Well Glint Eastwood (not to be confused with Clint Eastwood) is Turkey Titan, a super hero. He saves turkeys' from NcSoup's Company by holding his torch of hope symbolizing the fire on which they cook the turkey citizens of Paraflock City. He holds his Cambellight Vigil in front of the City Hall steps and doesn't move unless the gobble of a citizen is heard. Turkey Titan flies to the rescue and uses the hope of the torch to make NcSoup's operatives revoke their decision of which turkey to make Thanksgiving dinner out of. If you're a turkey in peril well describe exactly how to know Turkey Titan is headed your way and not some NcSoup death trap.

Turkey Titan's head is brown like broth with two black eyes like black holes in Galaxy Shipley. His super gobble is like a cannon being fired deep in the heart of Cocaotoa by Jack Frost in irons. His beak is brown like the chocolate in the Steamy Woods river. A blue mask across his face is like the skies of Paraflock City and their eternal blue waters in Talon Island.

Our hero wears the blue uniform like all the Turkey Titans' before him but when it gets hot it makes him feel like dinner, especially when he's sweaty. His feathers in the back are white like the roses fans send him from Titan saving them. In his hand is his torch of hop never extinguishes nor does it flicker on its last sparks of hope. His wing may cramp but he holds it high in the face of danger (aka dagger).

His pants are red like the blood spilled since NcSoup's company launched. He wears no shoes so his talons of the razor blades the company tried killing citizens with, show. His legs are hard like the marble he stands on everyday protesting. His feathers are disorderly from the constant care of others. His feet also are rough and gross because he barely gets a shower and is in need of a foot treatment from saving the turkeys'.

If you see a man in an NcSoft uniform holding a dagger please call 1-800-Titan or gobble loudly to call Glint. If you see him coming comment him on his uniform that is if you aren't already dead. Side affects include wooziness, sharp pain in the body, blood loss, death, coma, hospitalization, dept to our hero, making him a sweater since it is November, and most importantly staying out of a NcSoup death trap. Show your appreciation and hold a Turkey Titan torch only $9.99 plus shipping and handling. And remember he's a hero its what he does.


Author's Note: Yes this was a school assignment and I did get an A on it. A lot of my assignments I used the topic of Save CoH just to get it out there. I hoped you liked my silliness.

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