Staff meetings where probably everyone's lest favorite thing, but they had to be done, so Cuddy was in the conference room setting up for the monthly heads of department meeting.
At about 2pm most of the heads of department where there except House and she didn't really expect him to show up, but he likes to fuck with her mind or that's what she tells herself when he comes in at 10 past 2.
Damn him, and the only seat left is next to her because all the other staff are too afraid of her to sit next to her.
He takes a seat quietly and looks up to one of the board members who is taking the minutes from the last meeting and acting as chairmen for this one.
House leans over to Cuddy and she can smell a soft cologne on him, it is a very sexy smell she starts thinking and then snaps out of it realizing that its house and she shouldn't think those things about him.
"Cuddy do you always show off your assets in these meetings, maybe I should come more often" he only whispers it in her ear, but it is enough to give her a small shiver down her spine.
Damn he is hot, she just gives him a glare that says, be careful because she doesn't want people to hear what he is saying to her.
House slides his leg towards hers and runs his foot up her calf, and when she doesn't pull away he is surprised and slightly turned on, so he changes his tactic to see how far she will let him push it in a conference room.
Maybe she might give him a chance after work, although he doubts it. He moves his hand onto her thigh which makes her tense up, she obviously thought that he wouldn't keep going, that if she gave him an inch he wouldn't try and take a mile…how wrong she was.
He draws lazy circles on her thigh slowly moving his hand up higher, so slowly that she barely notices.
He notices she is having trouble paying attention to the conversation and when it is his time to speak about his department he does so quickly and concisely to give no clue to anyone that he has his hand on the panty line of his boss who is sitting right next to him.
She takes a deep breath and as the meeting is adjourned she sits there playing with the papers in front of her pretending that she is still getting herself organized to move on. House slowly removes his hand after sliding it over her once and then down her leg, just to ensure that she is as turned on as possible.
Cuddy's POV
Sitting in an office meeting letting house illicit that affect out of you, god damn, what the hell am I thinking. The only thing in my defense is that I couldn't move him away….well it would have drawn attention. I will kill him.
But damn it was so good, and he is still sitting next to me watching me, I have to get out of the conference room.
"So Cuddy, you and me are the only ones left…maybe we should take this back to your office?" This woke her up from her little fantasy and she gave him an incredulous look.
"You have got to be kidding me…" lost for words and looking at that knowing smirk on his face.
"Um I have to go. House if you speak a word of this, believe me, I will kill you really really slowly!"
"Oooh Cuddy, you promise, I love it when you get nasty…"
She ignored that comment and walked to her office, or course he has to follow her, he didn't get her this weak for nothing. He doesn't mind that she is powering off in front of him…
"Cuddy, I love watching you walk away" he keeps following her, and hears her slam her office door shut, but he just pushes it open and walks in behind her.
She turns around just before her desk and gives him a surprised and slightly embarrassed look.
"What the hell was that?" My god he better have a good answer
"You didn't push me away so I thought you wanted me to keep going" House takes a quick glance down her shirt.
Cuddy's eyebrows are raised at this and she gets a little bit of her strength back
"You must be high, because you know that there was no way I could have stopped you from doing that, while 8 other people where sitting at the conference room table!"
"Cuddy, if you wanted me to stop, being the all so powerful dean of medicine, I'm sure you could have figured something out" House starts walking up towards her, and she instinctively moves back away from him, until she bumps into her desk.
"Ooh cuddy, you have no-where to run, except into my 'oh so masculine' and sexy arms."
She takes a deep breath in making her chest rise, an action that did not go unnoticed by house.
"House…I..."
House takes her weakness to his advantage and moves in against her, she can feel his body against hers and it felt so comfortable and made it impossible for her to move.
"So Cuddy, I'm starting to think that you like having me up against you?"
Her eyes shot up to his, he had the cheekiest grin on his face, damn he was so sexy, it killed her, and he knew it.
He put his hand around her letting in rest on the small of her back and again she didn't push him away, it was so unlike him, she didn't know what to say.
House leaned in and ran his lips over her neck, he knew what he was doing, he wasn't going to kiss her at work, he wanted her to want him, he knew she would try and convince herself that she didn't, so he had to put the effort in to confuse her and to turn her on.
He could feel her heart racing, and she was breathing deeper, so he moved his mouth up to her ear which caused her to moan softly.
Perfect he thought, now time to retreat, let her think about it for a few hours….so he whispered in her ear "you are so sexy, I'm going to leave now before I throw you on your desk and have my way with you."
He turned and walked out the door, even though he really wanted to look back and see the look on her face, which must have been priceless.
Cuddy's POV
Watching him walk out the door she still had no words…He wanted to take me on the desk, my god. What the hell was that, what am I supposed to do now, I can't believe that happened.
He is sexy as hell, and I just stood there not even moving…he must have an ego the size of the hospital now, god help him if he goes bragging to Wilson.
Cuddy had avoided House at all costs for the rest of the day, and House was quite happy to walk around the hospital doing whatever he pleased, he knew she would have felt embarrassed and would not be ready to face him yet.
Just before she was leaving she called his office, she had thought about his little stunt and decided it was her turn to make him wonder.
"Hello Princeton sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it! How may I help you?"
"House, don't be ridiculous" she said even though she was smiling.
"Cuddy, you sexy minx…what can I do for you?"
"What can you do for me….?" She wants to draw this out a little, make him pay...
"I thought I did something for you earlier, but maybe that wasn't enough?" he said with a playful voice and a smile on his face.
She laughed into the phone a little "I really thought you could do more than that, maybe I overestimated your talents"
"Cuddy, that's impossible" he has the biggest grin on his face, he loves flirting with her, and is amazed that she is flirting back….a dream come true.
"House, you really do have a big ego, I hope that's not the only thing you have that's big, what size are your feet?"
"Come on Cuddy, you know that's not what you really want to ask, but let me tell you, they are huge" he was having trouble keeping the laughter inside now "You know Cuddy you sound so sexy on the phone, maybe you should tell me what your wearing underneath your sexy administrative outfit today?"
Cuddy is laughing quietly and having trouble keeping up with him "You know what House, I think you may have to wait to find out….how about you meet me for drinks later?"
"Okay, I guess a drink couldn't hurt" he wasn't sure if she was serious so he thought he better take control of the situation "How about I pick you up at 8pm, I know a great cocktail bar" House said with a serious voice hoping she wouldn't laugh at him; he usually wouldn't put himself in a position where she could have the upper hand.
"Sure 8pm then, see you then house."
