Woooo! New list! Sequel to: "88 Things The Twilight Movie Has Taught Us". As usual, they're not in a particular order so don't get confused! Enjoy!
1. It's Edward's job to protect Bella from everything...except his sister. (AND JAMES!!! 'Cause quite frankly, he did a TERRBLE job at that. Broken leg = failure!)
2. Jessica's cousin had leprosy. It wasn't funny.
3. Jacob: "Where have you been loca?" (DAMMIT JACOB! Either get subtitles in your scenes OR SHUT THE HELL UP!)
4. Bella: *to Quil and Embry* So you guys have girlfriends? That's awesome! Me: *to Bella* So you have a boyfriend? *holds up photo of Edward, then tears it down the middle* That's AWESOME! Bella: *bursts into tears*
5. Comparing Mike to confectionery is about the best insult Jacob can think of. (A marshmallow?! Seriously?!)
6. When Edward's looking especially hot, he walks in slow motion...(Kinda like a really amazingly gorgeous turtle...)
7. Little known fact: Carlisle left the Volturi because they forced him to have girly hair. *shudders* Thank God that 'do' is all in the past now...
8. Eric cries during Shakespeare movies. (No comment...)
9. Seasons pass fast in....'Bella time'
10. There was a reason Alice didn't give Bella her REAL email address; did you SEE those messages?! Can anyone say 'depressing'?!
Did you like? Just as good as the first one? Please let me know!
