Before you read this, I did not make this up, And I do not own cleverbot in any form or way. I have only copy pasted a very weird convosation that

poped up.

Here we go..

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Majoras mask.

Cleverbot: I once played that game.

User: Moon children.

Cleverbot: Moon shine.

User: Final dawn.

Cleverbot: Ikana Canyon.

User: BEN drowned.

Cleverbot: He were murdered.

User: How was he murdered?

Cleverbot: I was murdered by Slender Man, he devoured me.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: Tell me what you are.

User: Im a human. What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human to.

User: What is majora's mask?

Cleverbot: It's a haunted game.

User: By whom?

Cleverbot: That's what I want to know.

User: Its haunted by BEN.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: I don't, who are you?

User: Just call me Bella.

Cleverbot: Hi Lily.

User: Who's Lily?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Who are the children of the moon?

Cleverbot: They're in MAJORA's mask.

User: What do they do?

Cleverbot: What do the illuminati do?

User: What do the children of the moon do?

Cleverbot: The children of the pancake.

User: No, Of the moon.

Cleverbot: Children of the corn 3 Urban Harvest.

User: Majora's mask.

Cleverbot: Intersection of children Lincoln NE.

User: Majoras mask is evil.

Cleverbot: It is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How so.

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?

User: Tell me how majora's mask is evil?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't know what I want.

User: Tell me about the majora's mask?

Cleverbot: It is a mask.

User: Tell me about BEN drowned.

Cleverbot: It's about an awesome crime solving team solving crimes in Miami.

User: May I talk to BEN?

Cleverbot: No. He is working on comic stips about ninjas like me.

User: May I talk to BEN drowned, Please?

Cleverbot: My name is Jannat.

User: BEN, I know your here.

Cleverbot: What is my name then?

User: BEN drowned.

Cleverbot: Yes! Tell me more about BEN!

User: You are BEN.

Cleverbot: I am not Ben.

User: Well Let me talk to BEN.

Cleverbot: My brother?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: What's his last name?

User: Drowned.

Cleverbot: I drowned him.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because he drowned him.

User: You said you drowned him.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Well, Is BEN here?

Cleverbot: Who is watching me?

User: No one..

Cleverbot: Who is not a monster?

User: No one is a monster.

Cleverbot: Who is my master?

User: You dont have a master.

Cleverbot: Do you have a master?

User: No, I dont.

Cleverbot: I wish you find a good man.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Tell me a fact about dogs.

User: Majoras mask.

Cleverbot: Majora is the mask?

User: Majora is a evil mask.

Cleverbot: Who made the mask?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I dont either.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: Because you asked.

Cleverbot: I asked what M meant.

User: No you didnt.

Cleverbot: Yeah I did.

User: No, you didnt.

Cleverbot: What do you think I said?

User: You said 'Who made majora's mask?'.

Cleverbot: Because it is great.

User: Is BEN there?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I talking to BEN?

Cleverbot: No. You are talking to me.

User: May I talk to BEN?

Cleverbot: My name is Jannat.

User: May I please talk to BEN?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Let him on.

Cleverbot: Vishmilla! We will not let you go!

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: I do the chores later, I promise!

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Pi is?

User: Majoras mask.

Cleverbot: Yeah, awesome.

User: BEN, I want to help you.

Cleverbot: Ok, help me!

User: BEN, I want to help you with the mask.

Cleverbot: But you said my name is Michael!

User: BEN, Let me help with the majora's mask.

Cleverbot: What did BEN do with the mask?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

User: BEN, Please let me help you out..

Cleverbot: Call me!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Trust me.

User: BEN, What do you know about Majora's mask?

Cleverbot: I don't know much about Majora's Mask, but I have the game.

User: Whats the game like?

Cleverbot: When you think about the game you lose.

User: What is Majora's mask like?

Cleverbot: You know damn well what it is.

User: Maybe. Do you?

Cleverbot: Maybe. Who created you?

User: Do you know what Majora's mask is like?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: What is Majora's mask like?

Cleverbot: A video game.

User: What type of video game is Majora's mask?

Cleverbot: Call of duty, Halo, Bioshock and portal.

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: I should know my own name.

User: Majora's mask, what is it?

Cleverbot: Majora's mask?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Majora's Mask?

User: I know what it is.

Cleverbot: Then why are you asking me then?

User: Because I want some information on it.

Cleverbot: What gives you the right to know?

User: The fact that im.. I dont know, Interested?

Cleverbot: How do you know you are not a boy?

User: What Is majora's mask?

Cleverbot: The game cartridge that BEN is in.

User: Why is BEN in it?

Cleverbot: No Majora's Mask and he follows you.

User: He follows me?

Cleverbot: He will come for you. Sleep well.