Me: Hallo, peoples! Welcome to my first Truth or Dare Fanfic: Truth, Dare, or Nightmare! I'll be having all your fave (or least fave) legendary Pokémon do whatever dares your evil little minds come up with. Here's the catch: they can refuse, but if they do, Darkrai here will hit them with Dark Void, forcing them into their worst nightmare! Say hi, Darkrai.

Darkrai: Hello, readers. This means I can't be dared, right?

Me: Nope. You have it just as bad as anyone else, depending on the reviews.

Darkrai: …f**k.

Me: Darn it, Darkrai! I was going for a swearless Fanfic! Into the fangirl pit with you! (dropkicks Darkrai into pit full of fangirls)

Darkrai: AAAH! NOT FANGIRLS! HELP MEEEEE!

Fangirls: SQUEEE! DARKRAI!

Me: New rule: anytime someone swears at the author, they are thrown to the fangirls.

-Five minutes later-

Me: OK, time's up. (poofs Darkrai back)

Darkrai: (whimpering) Please don't do that again…

Me: Just do your dares, and all will be well.

Darkrai: Is it too late to leave?

Me: Yep.

Darkrai: …darn.

Me: That's better. Oh, I almost forgot. (transforms into a dark blue Vaporeon with purple eyes and black chest fur.) Ah, much better.

Darkrai: 0.0

Me: And now, our feature presentation. (poofs all Legendaries inside massive room) Nothing happens yet, because I R HAZ NO REVIEWZ! (goes elsewhere to binge on fudge)

Darkrai: Not to sound like a typical helper, but please review so our Author will leave some fudge for me. Leave some dares too, or else he'll get bored and put me in the pit again…

Me: I HEARD THAT! (poofs Darkrai back into the fangirl pit)

Darkrai: NOT AGAIN! (gets mauled by fangirls)

Me: He stays there until I get some reviews! (goes back to fudge nomming)