Basic Info: Kevin. Words. That.
Warnings: Randomness. As usual.
Disclaimer: Obviously,I wrote all of this by my own wonderful self but I don't own Kevin. Yet.
Author's Note: I don't know what possessed me to write this but I did. Consider this as a companion piece to Kevin's diary. Yes,I'm aware of the fact that lists are no longer allowed in ,blah.
Be evil.
Be very evil.
Smirk whenever possible.
Barg about yourself.
Admit that they are all out there to get you.
You never know if it's true anyway.
Learn to fly.
The learn how to land.
Grow a beard.
Use big words.
Confuse everyone around you.
Tell them you are "the chosen one"
Then tell them that you like pumpkins.
Learn how to dance.
They'll never believe that an evil overlord knows how to dance.
Play with their minds.
Use sticks.
Multiple times.
Run in squares when in doubt.
Pass notes.
Use the Internet.
Substitute people's realities with your own.
Recruit minions.
Make sure they are loyal.
If not,give them cookies.
Tell them that you live in the Dark Side.
That's why you have so many cookies.
Grow a second beard.
Learn how to talk with your mouth closed.
Make people believe that you are special.
After all you might be.
Review please. :-P
