The Boy Who Pooted

Disclaimer: I do not own or make money off of the Harry Potter series, if I did I would not be including a disclaimer and I would actually make money off of my work

Me: shut up Maggie I'm trying to be serious

Maggie: no your not you have a smile on your face and are talking about farts

Me: ok I may not own Harry Potter but I own Draco Malfoy

Draco: NO YOU DON'T

Me: *Backs away slowly* ok I am going to go play with the guys I have locked in the basement bye enjoy the story I know I am


Harry and Draco were spending a much needed night alone together in Draco's rooms watching movies and just being a normal couple. As the credits rolled for the movie they had previously been watching Draco uncurled himself from his lover and stood up. Upon standing Draco exclaimed "I'm hungry lovely, lets go get some dinner."

Chuckling Harry agreed and took the offered hand to help him up.

As they walked down the hallway to the dinning room Draco whispered words of praise and promises of his eternal love into Harry's ear.

When they reached the dining room Narcissa exclaimed with a smile "Nice of you two love birds to finally join us"

The usually composed patriarch of the Malfoy family sat laughing at the head of the table when he caught sight of the cherry red face of his sons lover. Trying his hand at a joke Lucius looked at Harry and stated, "Trying to create a new crayola color there Harry?"

Harry's cheeks darkened further as he look his seat next to Draco and shook his head uttering an almost silent No Sir.

Draco himself chuckled as placed a kiss on his lovers check and whispered, "You know its all in good fun Harbear don't look so embarrassed."

Harry nodded meekly as everyone started to eat, all seemed fine the conversation ran smoothly, the drink ran freely and excitement over the future ran high. The atmosphere suddenly changed however as dessert was presented to al those present..

As everyone dug into there ice cream sundaes Harry shifted uncomfortable in his chair. Noticing it Draco leaned over and asked Harry what was wrong, to which Harry replied that that his stomach hurt.

After rubbing Harry's upper back in a sign of compassion and once again kissing his cheek Draco turned back to his desert and the suddenly strained conversation. As Draco consumed his icy treat he thought to himself 'Funny how someone's discomfort can suddenly change the whole atmosphere of a room'

A sudden silence had fallen over the room until the cause of Harry's earlier pain made itself know in a big wet loud obnoxious fart..

Upon this happening a lot of things happened at once. Narcissa gave a horrified gasp and fell face first into her ice cream, Draco smiled and laughed so hard he fell out of his seat, and the always composed Lucius glanced to Harry whose face once more resemble that of a crayon and stated "I give that a 7," before he lifted Narcissa's unconscious face from her ice cream and returned to his.

THE END


I hope you guys liked that r & r this is a late night drabble that a friend and I thought up so blah blah blah night

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Tiffany your writer