This is supposed to be funny. Rosella is a made up character. She is one of Alice's three daughters. Hope you enjoy. It's just a quick one-shot.
"Mommy! There is a stinky guy in the house!" yelled Rosella, Alice's five-year-old daughter. Alice was applying her make-up and decided it was no rush.
"Okay, sweetie. What's his name?" Alice yelled back. Rosella turned to the shaggy haired boy.
"What's your name, Stinky?" Rosella asked.
"My name is not stinky, it's Embry. What's yours?" Embry exclaimed.
"Rosella. I'm five!"
"That's so awesome!"
Rosella then remembered her mother's request, and yelled, "The stinky guy's name is Embry!" Hearing this, Alice stopped applying her make-up and rushed down the stairs.
"Wow, that's a new record Alice." Rosalie called from the kitchen.
"What are you doing here you filthy werewolf?" Alice asked, taking a protective stance in front of Rosella.
"It's your daughter," he said, "She's…she's very beautiful." Alice screamed and punched Embry to the ground, breaking his left arm and nose.
"Don't you dare imprint on my daughter!" She screamed and ripped Embry's head off. She threw it into the woods, turned to Rosella, and said, "Let's go get some ice cream okay."
"Okay" Rosella replied. Then they went to Cold stone Creamery.
This is by my friend Lindsey Tripp. I loved it because when we play Twilight I am Alice and I hate the pack!
