Disclaimer: This will not make any sense so If you want consturcted humor please stop reading.
Thank you. Oh yeah and I don't own any of this...but If i did...And you might think is SUCKS! but as long as you don't tear me to bits... CONSTUCTIVE CRITISISM PLEASE! NO FLAMES OR I';LL CRY.
Inside Murtagh's mind there is battle raging...
Do you think that Eragon is mad at me? I mean it was his sword...well it was mine..his..mine, his, mine, his, mine, his, mine,
It was his you should give it back. NO! IT IS YOURS... MWHAHAH KEEP IT AT USE IT TO KILL HIS MOTHER!! She's already dead and she's your mother too. So! its evil! and we need to do more evil things in order to keep Galbatorix happy! Why do we need to keep that bald Scrooge happy? Is Scrooge the best thing you can come up with? Come on be a man and cuss! No, I won't sink to your level. Dude, we're the same person, we're on the same level. No, Im up higher. Fine then Should I go pet a bunny? Petting a bunny won't get you up here. mwhahahhah! Dang the evil laugh brought me down a level. Mwhahahha! Dang. Okay we need to stop the cheesy evil laugh thing. Yeah, 'cause all my good hair-care products are on level 3. Why didn't you bring them with? Dude, do you have the straightener? N-no.
WHAT????? Okay that is it all you do is make me do nice stuff like fight with the stinkin' Varden and be nice to Eragon and you loose my straightener? Okay I will personally get rid of you! How? I'm part of you pyschy! Mwa- never mind. Gollum did it! I can to! But Gollum was in a movie and he had a piece of enchanted jewelry. That has nothing to do with anything. Neither did stealing Zar'oc but you did that! Zar'oc was MY!!!!!! inheritance thank-you-very-much! But I'm you too so it's mine. No it's most definately mine. I'm sorry you are mistaken. NO I am correct! Wait a minute, maybe we're both wrong. Because we are the same person. Don't go all weirdo pyscology on me, please that makes my brain hurt more than it does regularly. Fine then. I'll just sit here and hum. ladeadeadeadeadeadeade!!!!! Sto-ladea-p! Stop stop stop! Not untill you give Eragon Zar'oc back! NO!!!! You are crazy! There is noooooooooooooooooooo way I'm doing that. I've gone all Anakin Skywalker and It's not Episode 6 yet What you weren't paying attention when I watched Star Wars? No. My part of the brain was doing something else. Geez, you need to watch it sometime. Is it good? Is it good? hahahahhaha! It's amazing it's classic! It's flippin' Star Wars! The old ones were far superior though. I'll watch it...after you give Zar'oc back! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM????? It is MY sword! He just happened to find it first Finders keepers! Loosers go evil, have a dragon hatch for them and go get what is rightfully theirs! Actuallty I think it was " Loosers weepers." Problem: I don't cry. You cried during Titanic. Okay that was a differnt story! That was a truly sad story and when Jack fell into the icy cold water...sniffle are you saying you didn't blows nose cry...just a little? sigh I guess just a little. But God I thought you were the big, macho, evil dude, and you're talking about crying during Titanic. EVERYONE cries during Titanic. Bettcha and elf wouldn't. How much you bet? Oh i Don't know just that you...give Zar'oc back. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N : IT might be crap after I come off the sugar high it might not. IT WILL HAVE GRAMMAR MISTAKES! Even after I go through it I'm not finished with school so... please R&R and don't flame me...I haven't written that much yet.
