Name: Xemnas

No.: 01

Element: Nothingness

Likes: Kingdom Hearts, monologues about Nothing

Dislikes: People who destroy my Kingdom Hearts, who defy me, traitors, deserters, who foil my plans, or all of the above. When things don't go according to plan.

Hobbies: Monologuing about Kingdom Hearts, the human heart, Nothing, etc.. Looking/talking about Kingdom Hearts.

Would like in a partner: A woman who likes to talk about Nothing and always listens to orders despite what her heart 'tells' her.

Contact info: Why? How do I know you're not with the Warriors of the Keyblade?


... Xemnas, you have no right to tell me that you're not paranoid or actually have a life.

-G.G.

Hi Viewers! We are back! This time doing the Organization XIII's Dating Profiles!

-Loki

*scowls* And you have no right to use these so called "Dating Profiles" to somehow take over the Organization!

-Xemnas

... Xemy-

-G.G.

WHAT did you just call me?!

-Xemnas

*ignores his interruption* Do you honestly expect me to believe that you're obsessed only with Kingdom Hearts when I have evidence that proves otherwise? *flips open phone to show picture*

-G.G.

*sees it* ...*laughs* Really Xemnas? You don't have the guts to tell a girl your 'feelings'? Oh wait, is it the fact she already has a boyfriend? Or the fact that you're still a hard-core Nobody that doesn't have feelings to begin with?

-Loki

*attacks Loki*

-Xemnas

*fight*

-Loki & Xemnas

*rolls eyes* Please review.

-G.G.