Pokemon Emerald- The Brendan Story!

Chapter 1 Meet Brendan!

" Mom! Please! Why did she do this to me!?" yelled Brendan, our hopeless hero, from the back of a truck.

" I'm so bored, I'd have a conversation with myself..."

"Aren't you...?"

" Ugh! What the hell was that?!" yelled Brendan.

" I'm you! Don't you realise that?"

" I'm cracking up!"

" Or are you?"

" Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!"

" You might as well get used to me..."

" Fine. Chatter away." moaned Brendan.

" Well for a start, I'm your mind. You might think it's impossible, since you'd have to be thinking this for this to even happen, but it's not." said the Mind-Voice.

" You're right... it does feel impossible!" agreed Brendan.

" As I said, its not. Oh, you can call me Mind. I don't...mind!" said Mind.

" Heh! You're funny!" replied Brendan.

" Why him... that's beside the point. The REAL point is, you are going to have to get a pokemon. That's what you came for, isn't it? Came all the way from Johto, here to Hoenn?"

" No... it's because-"

" Shut up! Now, listen to my instuctions when we arrive. You have to.."

The voice told Brendan what to do. When they arrived, the voice told him to go inside, and check out his room.

" Why, Brendan, you seem eager to go into your room. I'll not stop you!" said Mom.

" Thank you!" said Brendan. He rushed up to his room, but he found it was...crip!

" What the hell do you mean by, 'crip'?" asked Mind.

" I mean it's rubbish when I say crip!" answered Brendan.

" I shouldn't have took down that baker job..." said Mind.

" What, 'baker job'?" asked Brendan.

" That doesn't matter. What does matter is that you haven't got any brains, but you have got plenty of wit. So let me do the thinking. Got that, pathetic protagonist?" asked Mind.

" What does, 'protagonist', mean?"asked Brendan.

" You are the main character of story, where you embark upon a journey to become the champion of the 'Pokemon League'!" explained Mind.

" No, I'd rather not!" disagreed Brendan.

" Do you want loads of chicks?" asked Mind, it was probably his last resort for sanity.

" ..."

" Oh god. I've frozen him. He's lost complete sanity. Oh god. I'm going to go sit down while he regains control over his blankness."

" I think I have a Pikachu in my... leg?" asked Brendan.

" Wait for it..."

" The Aipom are coming!"

" That's it! You regain control over your words or I'll kill you! Then get myself off for it!"

" Doduo's have long Brendans!"

" This is going to be an awful journey..."

End