Look at my junk, isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you like to suck on my meat?

Wouldn't you think I'm the guy

The guy who has everything?

Look at her face, and look at her lips

Look how sexy when she's shakin' those hips

Looking at her you'd think

Sure, she's got everything

I've got porno and jizz rags a-plenty

I've got pornhub and xhamster galore

You want open tabs? I've got twenty!

But who cares? No big deal,

I want more

I wanna be where the blowjobs are

I wanna feel, wanna feel her suckin'!

Sprayin' all over her,

What do you call 'em? Oh, tits

Floggin' the dolphin you don't get you far

A partner's required for oral lovin'

And I'm about to...

What's that word again?

Skeeeeeeeeeeeeet!