Look at my junk, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you like to suck on my meat?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has everything?
Look at her face, and look at her lips
Look how sexy when she's shakin' those hips
Looking at her you'd think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got porno and jizz rags a-plenty
I've got pornhub and xhamster galore
You want open tabs? I've got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal,
I want more
I wanna be where the blowjobs are
I wanna feel, wanna feel her suckin'!
Sprayin' all over her,
What do you call 'em? Oh, tits
Floggin' the dolphin you don't get you far
A partner's required for oral lovin'
And I'm about to...
What's that word again?
Skeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
