NARRATOR By a strange coincidence we find all five gundam pilots and Relena Peacecraft trapped on top of a mountain in a cabin. All the Gundams have run out of fuel and there are no working communications systems. Their only hope is that somebody will find them.

DUO: C'mon guys, its not that bad.

QUATRE: Um guys, I have bad news. There isn't any food in this cabin.

DUO: Hey, it could be worse.

TROWA: I have bad news too. There's no fireplace and the heating systems are broken beyond repair.

DUO: It's no biggie. Besides if worse comes to worse we can always use shared bodily warmth. (grins) Hey, where did Heero go?

WUFEI: Heero and the woman went upstairs to share some bodily warmth.

DUO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[suddenly the cabin door opens. Treize is standing there with his arm around Une]

QUATRE: Treize! Une! What are you two doing here?

TREIZE: The question is what are all of you doing here?

[From the floor above] HEERO: Relena!

[From the floor above] RELENA: Heero!

UNE: I see they had the same idea as us…

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