Note: Be warned, this is random, and SCARY. It's one of those 'you write one word and I'll write one' stories. Yeah, THOSE ones. I wrote it with Tamsin (manicpony24) today in English and Form Period (where, yes, it WAS confiscated).

One Aragorn ate Chelsea and Jon appeared to the Elf. He was dead pretty ugly but gorgeously beautifully pretty dead but hot. Burnt. PRETTY! Dead. Gorgeous. Numy is married to Tamsin, not to Daine, to me! Tamsin! No! Numy pretty! Ugly, not pretty. Gorgeously gorgeously pretty dead! Not alive but deadly decapitated pretty! Limbless. Gorgeously. Dead. Pretty butted. Nobutt. "Jon!" died! Numy too! And Nathan didn't. Aragorn, ugly. Chelsea pretty. All-lies. No truth. Numy lemoned Daine's cousin who lewmoned Lottie Kerwin. NOT pretty. "Sooo pretty!" said dwarf liar. "Moulin Rouge good!" Sex kisshy Chelsea. Moo! Sexed Nu Nu and Jon simultaneously. "Fun fun!" she cried because she was speaking very fast. "Hi!" Sex everyone including Nawat and Cleon. MOOO! I shouted to Jon. Kill Shinky-ko's husband. Cleon lives, crap, no more. Yay! Kill Jon kill-joy. Kill Cleon and Jon and Numy and pretty! Indeed. Yesh. "Jon dunnit!" with Chelsea. "YAY!" she smooched his dick and potatoes (that was my TAMSIN, not ME. I'm not quite THAT sick!). Not restrained. "Lol!" she laughed. Ja ja. She hopes he will caress her curves. "Yikes!" she agrees. Moo-llama llama! Sexes her at the same time. Wha? Sick mind. "Huh?" You have mail. Blackmail. Tam lemons Aragorn for money lol. Prostitution, cool! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aragorn sexy est, et Jon pulcherrimus! Aragorn kills Jon forever. You wish Tamsin. More than wish. Well he isn't, so tough! I know. Oh stop it and write properly…

TO BE CONTINUED!