Yanmega Engulfs A Penny
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yanmega finds a penny. 'Nuff said. ...But seriously, don't expect anything serious from this. It's seriously just Yanmega finding and falling in love with a penny. And this is totally not a stupid way to increase the word count, my no. And I said too much of my little full speech. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Everything in this story belongs to Nintendo.
Yanmega was one beautiful, nice, sunny day in July having another stroll of his in the city when suddenly, something of interest caught his gigantic, red eyes.
"Ooh! a penny!" Yanmega squealed as he ran over to pick up a shiny, brownish penny that was lying on the ground. The dragonfly Pokemon picked up the penny, kissing it as it suddenly fell from his grasp, rolling down the street.
"Hey! Come back, little penny!" Yanmega called out, chasing the penny as he jumped on it, cuddling it as he turned around, to see two male Croagunks staring at him.
"...What are you doing?" The first Croagunk asked, rubbing the back of his neck.
Yanmega was about to answer as the penny fell from his grasp again. He turned to face the Croagunks. "Oh. I'm chasing this here penny." He then pointed at the penny rolling away. "See? Isn't she cute?"
The two Croagunks looked at each other for a couple of minutes, then turned around to face Yanmega.
"...Yeah. No." The second Croagunk stated as he sighed.
Yanmega shrugged as he sighed. "Well, if you excuse me, I'm going to have my penny take a s-" He gasped as the penny disappeared from sight, prompting him to chase right after it, leaving the two Croagunk behind. "Penny! Where are you!"
Out of a nearby garbage can popped out Mijumaru, who was snooping as usual. Blowing in his pipe, the otter Pokemon remarked slyly, "That Yanmega can drive a dingo dingy."
"Penny! Oh Penny!" Yanmega shouted as he pushed several Pokemon out of the way, trying to get his precious penny back and to prevent any harm upon it.
"Is that guy chasing a freaking penny?" A Rhyperior commented as he blinked in shock.
The Magmortar sighed as he folded his arms, shaking his head slowly with disappointment. "Sadly yes."
"Penny! I'm coming, sweetheart!" Yanmega continued shouting as he jumped into the sewer, following the penny that fell right in.
Yanmega had to cross many crossorads to be reunited with his special penny. He ventured through treacherous waters, went through tropical rain forests, rumbled in the jungle, dashed in the desert, crawled through the sewers, swam through a river stream of spaghetti, did a barrel roll in the open canvas, climbed the chocolatey cliffs, crossed the borders of Mordor, and headed straight into the eye of the volcano. At long last, the aincent dragonfly Pokemon was at last reuinited with his precious penny.
"Penny! Don't ever run away from me again!" Yanmega exclaimed as he cooed his penny, kissing it.
Suddenly, much to Yanmega's surprise, the entire ground of the volcano began shaking. Yanmega screamed as he tried staying still as much as possible, looking around him to see the inside walls of the volcano crumbling down. He looked straight ahead, gasping as he saw a strange figure popping out of nowhere, approaching him. Yanmega trembled with fright as the figure revealed itself to be... Yanmega himself!
"Huh!" Yanmega exclaimed as he blinked in astonishment, wondering if he was seeing things.
The other Yanmega assured his other self, in a ghastly voice, "Beware... beware of the impending doom..." And with that, he mysteriously vanished into thin air.
Yanmega sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, shrugging as he turned around, preparing his long, exhausted journey back. Until he was squished by the falling rubble.
And a gigantic penny.
"...Owch..."
