Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or the characters sobs

Chapter 1: Introduction

Somewhere in a secret location…

"What do you mean a secret location, you're obviously in the Soul Society Pantera-33! See!"

Ichigo pulls back a random white sheet, revealing the Sereitei.

"ICHIGO!! Thanks for ruining the surprise, I was gonna mention that once I had done the introduction, just for that you're not gonna be in the show!"

"WHAT?! WHY?? I'm the main character so I should be in this show!!"

"Yeah, well sorry to disappoint you but I think that you have too much air time and it's time for some other people to be in the spotlight, now buzz off!"

"Alright fine, but this won't the last you see of me!"

Ichigo runs out laughing evilly, probably plotting how to appear on the show one way or another.

"Hmmm, I have to agree that probably won't be the last time we see of him, anyway back to the intro. Hi! I'm Pantera-33 and I'm your presenter on this special show "A Day in The Life of… For one day I will be following one of the captains of the 13 squads around and seeing what they do in a typical day and hopefully… get some interesting info about them…"

"Really?? Could you some dirt on Rukia, any dark secrets that I could use against her?"

Ichigo ran in AGAIN! I knew it wouldn't be the last we see of him but didn't realise it would be so soon…say like 5 minutes so soon.

"Ichigo, I'm not gonna help you do that, do your own dirty work, unless you're some sorta wimp"

I smirked as Ichigo turned red and surprisingly left.

"That worked, a little too well if you ask me, anyway, the first person I will be following is the head captain himself, Yamamoto Genryuusai. To be honest I think that he will be a bit boring and…oh hello Mr Yamamoto sir. I didn't…errrr see you behind me there"

Head Captain Yamamoto was standing right behind me, arms folded and looking quite angry.

"Do not stop on my account, young whippersnapper!"

"Well, ermmm , you see, I was ermmm."

"HA HA HA HA! THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS!!"

"EEExcuse me sir??"

"Oh don't call me sir, call me...Yama-jii"

"Alright then….Yama-jii, are you ready to do the programme?"

"Oh yes! Come along then! We don't have time to waste"

We walked off towards the Head Captain's headquarters when he said something very strange.

"Do you by any chance have any clothes, like say any of those "fancy-dress costumes" that they have in the real world?"

For some odd reason, I had brought along my Wonder Woman costume…no wait I know why I brought it but I'll tell you about that later

"Yes I do"

"Oh excellent because you'll be needing it"

Yama-jii had a suspicious glint in his eye…

"No, no that wasn't a glint in my eye, it was just the sun reflecting off my eye."

"But it's not sunny"

"It's sunny, it's not sunny, I'm old, I'm not old. It seems that you're going to be a hassle to work with."

"No, no, not at all, shall we get ready to film?"

So many things I'm wondering right now:

1)What on earth is gonna happen today

2)Is Ichigo gonna turn up and RUIN MY SHOW!!

3)Is there are any hot shinigami about( Well I have to pass the time somehow)

4)Why will I be needing my Wonder Woman costume today

Anyway time to get this show on the road!!

Thanks for reading, feel free to review!!

Next time: "A Day in The Life of…Yama-jii" Expect chaos, surprising secrets and…Twisted Drunken Karaoke?!