A/N...This story got made because my little brother dragged me to Chuck E. Cheese's. While I was there I wondered what would happen if Emmett ever went there, or any of the Cullens.
IMPORTANTE!! Bella is a vampire with an awesome power to block herself and other people from vampire powers. It is very important in the story...Yeah this is very OOC.
OH YEAH I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT...OR CHUCK E. CHEESE'S.
Child's Play
I had the perfect idea.
I am so happy with my power. This is going to be great."Hey Em," I called. It might be slightly better to have someone as strong as him on my side...never know when your gonna have to get saved after a plan like this. I whispered the plan in Emmett's ear."Oh Yeah, this is gonna be great. I am IN!" I blocked him from Edward's power and ALice would not get any visons of this.
Speaking of Edward...he is going to be so pissed at me after this. It's his fault, if he didn't want me to help him with his problem he shouldn't have told me about it. Too bad, guess he's just gonna have to live with that decision.
Oh well...time to move onto phase 2 of the coolest plan ever.
"Alice," I called.She ran down from her room to me.
"What?" she asked confused.
"We're going out!" I practically screeched. "Go get Jasper."
"Uhmm...okay" she said slowly, as if I was mentally challenged (A/N...no offense to anyone whoo might take that offensely...hey u never know) As if! This is the most brilliant revenge ever made for all those shopping trips, messed up emotions, cruddy car tune-ups where I had to hitch a ride, and lastly being dazzled into doing stuff I don't want to do!
They are going to be embarrassed beyond their wildest daydreams...haha daydreams 'cause we can't tecnically dream. Oh my! I am staring to sound like Emmett! The dumbness spreads like wildfire through your brain killing all braincells in it's path. Wow...that wasn't wierd at all.
"Please Edward? Don't you trust me?" I said pleadingly in my most convincing voice.
"Of course I do...But I do NOT trust Emmett!" he said. I was trying to get him to put the blindfold on and not cheat and look.
"Please...for me?" I gave him my puppy dog pout. Haha that always works!
"Okay Bella, just promise me you won't drive us off a cliff."
"Okay. I promise not to drive my precious, special car, that almost beats you in my affections, off a cliff with you in it."
"That's all I ask." he said smugly. Hehe, little does he know I will be wearing that grin! Mwahahaha. Whoa did I just mentally evil laugh. I seriously need to get away from Emmett for a while...after this prank.
I had been driving for a half an hour when Alice asked if we were there yet. I was about to answer when Emmet said, "Of course not! We would have taken you out of the car if we were there already. And people say I'm slow." he scoffed. Everyone except him and Alice started laughing hysterically.
"I think she means are we almost there Emmett." I said. "And yes Alice we are, only two more minutes."
Two minutes later...
"Haha! I waas right! It was exactly two minutes!" I said excitedly. "Guys, don't take your blindfolds off just yet." I started to lead them to the second greatest place whose mascot is a mouse...
Yeah I was gonna make this a one-shot...but I ran out of time and I wanted to get this part up. Reviews make me smile which is a rare occurence, so please review! They don't make me write faster unlike some writers...I am a naturally slow writer that won't speed up for anything
Anyhoo, that's in Breaking Dawn, this is a pretty stupid story so yeah you can be mean. I hope to finish this soon -The Happy Freak
