Title: Stupid Twisted Metal of Fate

Title: Stupid Twisted Metal of Fate!!!

Author: Washu the Goddess

Rated: PG (for now)

Ok people, i am finally submitting my very favorite story. Ami/Darien.  Deal with it.

Disclaimers: i do not own sailor moon, mercury, venus, mars, jupi.........

"And Abracadabra!"

 Rini raised the handkerchief to reveal a boquet of daisys.  Ami and Darien clapped, laughing, and Serena yawned. 

"Are you finished yet Rini? I'm hungry!" Serena complained.  Darien shook his head, as did Ami.

 "Oh Serena." They said in unison.  Rini glared at her.

 "Fine meatball brains leave!  Ami and Darien will stay for the rest of my act!"  Serena looked relieved. 

'Yea! then I am going to the arcade to get some chow!  Ami....you will behave around darien wont you?"  Ami rolled her eyes.

 "No serena.  We are gonna makeout as soon as you leave."  "WHHHHAAAAATTTT?"  Darien sweatdropped. 

"She is only joking Serena."   Serena looked sheepish.  Ami laughed. 

"Go eat before you have a heart attack."  Serena smiled and bolted for the door.  Rini closed the door behind her and continued with her little magitions act.

 "And now for the grand finale!"   Ami and Darien waited patiently while she assembled her things together.

 "OK!  may I have two volenteers from the audience please?"  Ami and darien glanced at each other, shrugged, then raised their hands.  Rini looked thoughtful.  "OK...i choose...you and you!"  Darien and Ami smiled and stood up and walked over towards her.   "May I have both of your hands please?"  Both hesitently put their hands out.  Rini pulled a pair of handcuffs out of her magitians hat.

 "Whoh.  Rini have you done this before? I dont like the look of it" Darien said, beginning to back down.  Ami  studied them carefully.

 "well, they seem loose fitting...Rini..are you sure about this?"  Rini stared at them with huge eyes. 

"What dont you trust me?" 

"Of course! its just..maybe you should test them first.." they both stuttered.  Too late.  Rini grabbed each of their hands and slapped the lock  on the handcuffs.

  "Ack! Rini! I told you I wasnt sure about this!" Darien scolded, trying to shake his hand away.  "Now you two are just gonna have to hold still if you want this to work." Rini scolded.  Ami sighed. 

"Have you done this before?"   Rini hesitated. 

"um..actually I am just now testing them on you!" *sweatdrop* 

"This had better work" Darien said, eyeing Rini.  Rini fumbled with the silk sheet she was placing over the handcuffs. 

"Alakazam...kaboom!" she exclaimed, and the handcuffs came apart. 

"Whew!" Ami said.  Rini gloated.

 "I TOLD you it would work!  Now lets take it to another level!"  Both Darien and Ami shook their heads.

 "Um..Rini maybe not maybe tomorrow?"   

"Oh come ON you too! you are acting like Serena!"  Ami quickly changed her tone.

 "oh alright Rini just do it quick."

  "yeah" Darien agreed.    Rini dragged them over to her bed. 

'Oh Rini..dont you da-"  Ami spoke to late.  Rini had already stuck their hands in the cuffs, and wrapped it around the bedpost.  

 "Rini! you had better hope this works!" Darien warned, struggling to pull away.  "Stop moving or youll wreck it!"  They both held still as Rini did her trick over again.  "Alakazam..kaboom!"  she threw the sheet off. 

"Rini........" 

 Um..Lets try again, shall we?"  Rini said, majorly sweatdropping.   Darien and Ami looked at eachother, each praying it would work.  They got along well, but sometimes both of their brainpower caused them to get into quarells about who was smarter.  And they didnt exactly want to spend the afternoon chained to one another.  Rini tried again.

"Alakazam..Kaboom!"  Nothing.  She did it several times after that, Darien and Ami each getting more and more worried. 

"Um..the package is downstairs...i am going to get the key..ok?" Rini said, not looking at them. 

"Yes.  good." They both said.  Rini ran out the door and down the stairs.

 "she had better get this thing off me! I have computer class in an hour!" Ami complained. 

"yeah and im sure if I dont meet serena soon she will have a cow"  Darien said, trying to pull the handcuffs off him. suddenly, a warm wind blew through the room, fluttering the curtains.  the door wavered. 

'NOOOO!!!!" Darien and Ami screamed, trying to reach it.  The door slammed closed, and 'click' went the lock. 

"Oh my God." Ami growled, putting her face in her hands.

 "now ami dont worry..im sure everything is going to be fine" Darien lied. 

          Rini thumped back up the stairs, holding an empty package in her hands.  She came to a screaching halt when she realized her door was not open. 

"Um..guys, what happened?"

 "RINI! open the door and tell us you have the key!" Ami yelled from the inside.  Rini tugged on the door. 

"Um..Ami..Darien...the door kinda seems to be well..locked, and the key..well kinda isnt here."  Silence. 

"Hey! ami wake up! are you ok?" came a worried voice from inside.  Rini swallowed the lump forming in her throat. 

"I am so sorry guys!  Please forgive me! we will get you out! ill be back with everyone later!" 

"Wait Rini dont go!" cried darien, still shaking the passed out ami.  But Rini was already running down the stairs, and then he heard the front door slam closed.