I was inspired to make this wacko thing by Neo Torture Rack Cloud... or whatever his name may be when you read this. It's odd.... but fun to make!!
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*Cloud walks out naked behind a sign*

Cloud : Hello all... I am your warm up for the evening. I am naked... watch me dance!

*dances, and points out the back of his sign "I'm poor, give me gil"*

Me : Hold on Cloud. What the heck is up with the poor cry?

Cloud : Hey, if you're making me come out here, might as well make a buck...

Voice : HEY, I GOT YOUR BUCK!!

*throws Gil at Cloud, hits him in the head*

Cloud : OWW.. SON OF A &%^$&!! If I werent necked, I'd hurt you!

Voice : I'm so sure

Cloud : *grumble* Yuffie... come out here and show this @$$ how to throw!

*Yuffie comes out, to pop*

Yuffie : Who is it?

*Cloud points to the guy, who throws another gil and knocks out Yuffie*

Cloud : Umm.... yeah. CHEESE POWDER, COME TO MY RESCUE!

*Orange Powder comes from the sky*

Cloud : You now face the powers of SUPER CHEESE CLOUD!!! DIE EVIL DO-ER!!!

*Man throws one more gil, knocking out Super Cheese Cloud*

Cloud : Ughhhh.. what the hell was that?

*Overhead Speaker*

Tifa : CLOUD!!! GET OUT!! AERIS IS COMING... AND SHE'LL CHASE YA IF YOU'RE NECKED!!

Cloud : NECKED SUPER CHEESE MAN RUNS ONLY WHEN SUPER AFRAID, OR IF HE SEE'S SUPER CHEESE MAN EATER MOUSE!!!

*Aeris runs in*

Aeris : ACKK!!! CLOUD!!! C'mere big boy!

*Cloud looks scared*

Cloud : NECKED SUPER CHEESE MAN IS SUPER AFRAID, I MUST RUN!!!

*runs*

Aeris : C'mon back here, you HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN LOVE!!!

*runs after him*

Cloud in a small vioce : ACK! Start the fic!!! Start the fic!!!

Aeris : Hey you, you are a slippery devil, aint ya!

Me : Hmm.... I'm liking this...

Cloud : Please man, just start it. I'm dying here!

Me : This is better than the fic... why should I end it!

Aeris : That's the idea Jeff... let me get him.

Cloud : C'mon!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!

*runs by the front of the stage again*

Cloud : Hey GUY! Throw some more Gil!!!

*man throws gil at Aeris, she catches it*

Aeris : You son of a %$#%&! Take this!!

*throws it back, killing him*

Me : Hmm.. I think I should start this before other's die.... PULL THE CURTAIN!

*Curtain opens to a scream from Cloud*

Cloud : AERIS!! STOP TRYING TO PEEL OFF MY SKIN! I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING!!

Aeris : OH MY!!! That's even better....

Me : OK.... that's enough.

*Curtain opens*

*Lila, Snoopy, and TRAC (Tourture Rack Ancient Cloud??? I dunno) sitting with the other FF7 people*

Lila : This is nice, aint it?

Cid : #@!$%@#% %@ %@#%@# %$#&^%

Snoopy : Obviously, Cid is smoking the wacky tabaccy again....

Barret : Pass me some of that shit man

*Cid gives it over to Barret*

Barret : %$#^&^%# ^#@ &*%&#$ !#$ ^#

TRAC : Do you really have to smoke that here?

Barret : $#@%^@#^ %@&% &*@#$# @&

Snoopy : What the hell did he say?

Cloud : $#@%^@#^ %@&% &*@#$# @&

Lila : Uhh... thanks Cloud....

Red : You know.... in my tribe, we smoke pipes regularily....

Yuffie : How the hell would you smoke a pipe?

Red : I dunno... I'm usually %@#^%^$ ^$%@#% &%@# by the time

*Tifa runs in*

Tifa : Hey Ciddy-Poo!

Cid : Hey Tifa...... I like that name

Tifa : Huh?

*everyone rolls eyes*

TRAC : They've been smokin wacky tabbacy

Tifa : Ohh.... has Cloud? *suggestive smile*

Snoopy : Not yet... besides... I thought you were against it..

Tifa : Anything that lowers his resistance to my abnormally large breasts.. and to get him away from miss goody "I saved the World" Aeris...

Aeris: What the hell is wrong with you? I'm with Cloud!

Tifa : Oh shit.... why are you here?

Aeris: I can do whatever I want, bitch!

Lila : *Meow*

Aeris and Tifa : QUIET YOU!!

Lila : Oh #@!$ you!

TRAC : Hmm... why are we all swearing!

Barret : %@#%( $@#^! &$%^#* ~!@%

Reno : BECAUSE WE CAN %$#^!

Lila : RENO!!! C'MERE BIG BOY

Reno : Ah shit......

*runs*

Lila : Hey Hey... c'mon back here and have some tabbacy!

*runs after him*

Cloud : Ladies, don't fight over me. Remember, I am also Super Cheese Cloud.... one of you can have him....... CLOUD DNA DIGIVOLVE TO..... It didn't work.

Red : Here, have some Guda.....

Cid : Man, you know he can only have Cheddar to go to his Cheese form

Red : What about Cheese?

Barret : %$^$# &@&* @^%$ &^#

Cid : Damn it Barret.,, I'm sick of talking nice. G'me the %$#^@$@ tabbacy

Barret : %@%^ you!

Snoopy : Everyone calm down... we have more in our plantation behind us.

*Cid and Barret looks behind them*

Both : WEEEEEEEEHHHHHH I LOVE WEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*run*

TRAC : Uhh... ain't that stuff illegal or somethin?

Snoopy : Meh.... We saved the world.... they are gonna let us do whatever we want!!

Cloud : Excuse me, but I saved the world!

Yuffie : So what? Stupid non-Jenova Sephy coulda been killed by anyone

*Lila runs in, panting*

Lila : I only got his pants....

*holds up pants*

Snoopy : Hey.... I want those!

*models Reno Pants*

TRAC : You look damn fine nigga!

Snoopy : Nigga?? I'm white, you trailor trash!

Lila : HEY! I want those pants to add to my collection!

Rude : *Fart* I AM RUDE! I HAVE NO REASON TO BE NICE! RENO WANT'S HIS %@#%$&^ PANTS BACK! *Fart* OR I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY KILLER ASS STINK ATTACK

Red : Uhh... why is Rude here?

Me : Because Rude kicks ass

Red : This makes no sense... everyone is coming in everywhere

Bundahagen : BUD-WEI-SER!

Red : Now SEE? That didn't make a lick of sense!

John Madden : I know what ya mean!

Snoopy : Get the Hell out anyone not with us!

John Madden : After I eat some cheese! Pass me the Guda!

Red : Get your own damn Guda!

Bundahagen : WHASSSSSSUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!

Lila : I STILL WANT RENO'S PANTS

TRAC : Why is other people here?

Bart Simpson : Don't have a cow man!

Cloud : What the hell is going on?

Tifa : SKANK

Aeris : BARBIE GIRL "I'M A WHORE" BITCH

*Outside*

Barret : FIRE!!!!

*Fire 3 starts plantation on fire*

Cid : Breathe it in, my good man, breathe it in

Barret : %@#%$#^@ ^&%$% &*%^$ *%$^@& ^&*&*@#&%

Cid : %#!%^ &^% *@#^$# ^&^&^&@$&

*Inside*

Cloud : Girls... anyone say Threesome?

*Tifa and Aeris start fighting*

TRAC : Wow... you can't see stuff this good on Mud Wrestling Channel!

Snoopy : Wow... you get that chanel? Doesn't that cost like lots!

TRAC : Lila got it in for free... she seems to like it too!

Lila : SHUT UP AND HELP ME GET THE PANTS FROM RUDE!

Rude : No way Lila... he wants all his pants back.... *fart*

Yuffie : Cloud, 3-some is so old... how's about 4-some?

Cloud : More the merrier

Lila : Can I come too, and steal your pants?

Cloud : Uhh... maybe. Why not steal Snoops pants?

Snoopy : Hey man, back off. I like my fricken pants!

*smoke starts coming in*

Cid : %#$@%%^ %!#$%^@# ^%@%^

Barret : $#@%^# %!@^ *^% !#^$#!@

Cloud : Ah shit... they started the whole plantation on fire... we are all gonna be fricken hopped up soon!

Snoopy : Ah well... at least it'll get quiet....

Me : Ok... that's enough for now... god damn you guys are fucked up!

Cloud : Shut up bitch... you can't do anything!

Me : OOH YEAH NIGGA!!?!?!?!? I'll stop the fic!

*Fic stops*

Cloud : GOD DAMN IT!!!! AERIS!!!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!!

Aeris : Ohh... your sword is not the only big thing.... is it?

Me : Uhh... lets leave the rest to imagination...

Cloud : Oh man... that feels GOOD!!!!

*Moans as scene turns to black*