I was inspired to make this wacko thing by Neo Torture Rack Cloud... or whatever his name may be when you read this. It's odd.... but fun to make!!
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*Cloud walks out naked behind a sign*
Cloud : Hello all... I am your warm up for the evening. I am naked... watch me dance!
*dances, and points out the back of his sign "I'm poor, give me gil"*
Me : Hold on Cloud. What the heck is up with the poor cry?
Cloud : Hey, if you're making me come out here, might as well make a buck...
Voice : HEY, I GOT YOUR BUCK!!
*throws Gil at Cloud, hits him in the head*
Cloud : OWW.. SON OF A &%^$&!! If I werent necked, I'd hurt you!
Voice : I'm so sure
Cloud : *grumble* Yuffie... come out here and show this @$$ how to throw!
*Yuffie comes out, to pop*
Yuffie : Who is it?
*Cloud points to the guy, who throws another gil and knocks out Yuffie*
Cloud : Umm.... yeah. CHEESE POWDER, COME TO MY RESCUE!
*Orange Powder comes from the sky*
Cloud : You now face the powers of SUPER CHEESE CLOUD!!! DIE EVIL DO-ER!!!
*Man throws one more gil, knocking out Super Cheese Cloud*
Cloud : Ughhhh.. what the hell was that?
*Overhead Speaker*
Tifa : CLOUD!!! GET OUT!! AERIS IS COMING... AND SHE'LL CHASE YA IF YOU'RE NECKED!!
Cloud : NECKED SUPER CHEESE MAN RUNS ONLY WHEN SUPER AFRAID, OR IF HE SEE'S SUPER CHEESE MAN EATER MOUSE!!!
*Aeris runs in*
Aeris : ACKK!!! CLOUD!!! C'mere big boy!
*Cloud looks scared*
Cloud : NECKED SUPER CHEESE MAN IS SUPER AFRAID, I MUST RUN!!!
*runs*
Aeris : C'mon back here, you HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN LOVE!!!
*runs after him*
Cloud in a small vioce : ACK! Start the fic!!! Start the fic!!!
Aeris : Hey you, you are a slippery devil, aint ya!
Me : Hmm.... I'm liking this...
Cloud : Please man, just start it. I'm dying here!
Me : This is better than the fic... why should I end it!
Aeris : That's the idea Jeff... let me get him.
Cloud : C'mon!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!
*runs by the front of the stage again*
Cloud : Hey GUY! Throw some more Gil!!!
*man throws gil at Aeris, she catches it*
Aeris : You son of a %$#%&! Take this!!
*throws it back, killing him*
Me : Hmm.. I think I should start this before other's die.... PULL THE CURTAIN!
*Curtain opens to a scream from Cloud*
Cloud : AERIS!! STOP TRYING TO PEEL OFF MY SKIN! I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING!!
Aeris : OH MY!!! That's even better....
Me : OK.... that's enough.
*Curtain opens*
*Lila, Snoopy, and TRAC (Tourture Rack Ancient Cloud??? I dunno) sitting with the other FF7 people*
Lila : This is nice, aint it?
Cid : #@!$%@#% %@ %@#%@# %$#&^%
Snoopy : Obviously, Cid is smoking the wacky tabaccy again....
Barret : Pass me some of that shit man
*Cid gives it over to Barret*
Barret : %$#^&^%# ^#@ &*%$ !#$ ^#
TRAC : Do you really have to smoke that here?
Barret : $#@%^@#^ %@&% &*@#$# @&
Snoopy : What the hell did he say?
Cloud : $#@%^@#^ %@&% &*@#$# @&
Lila : Uhh... thanks Cloud....
Red : You know.... in my tribe, we smoke pipes regularily....
Yuffie : How the hell would you smoke a pipe?
Red : I dunno... I'm usually %@#^%^$ ^$%@#% &%@# by the time
*Tifa runs in*
Tifa : Hey Ciddy-Poo!
Cid : Hey Tifa...... I like that name
Tifa : Huh?
*everyone rolls eyes*
TRAC : They've been smokin wacky tabbacy
Tifa : Ohh.... has Cloud? *suggestive smile*
Snoopy : Not yet... besides... I thought you were against it..
Tifa : Anything that lowers his resistance to my abnormally large breasts.. and to get him away from miss goody "I saved the World" Aeris...
Aeris: What the hell is wrong with you? I'm with Cloud!
Tifa : Oh shit.... why are you here?
Aeris: I can do whatever I want, bitch!
Lila : *Meow*
Aeris and Tifa : QUIET YOU!!
Lila : Oh #@!$ you!
TRAC : Hmm... why are we all swearing!
Barret : %@#%( $@#^! &$%^#* ~!@%
Reno : BECAUSE WE CAN %$#^!
Lila : RENO!!! C'MERE BIG BOY
Reno : Ah shit......
*runs*
Lila : Hey Hey... c'mon back here and have some tabbacy!
*runs after him*
Cloud : Ladies, don't fight over me. Remember, I am also Super Cheese Cloud.... one of you can have him....... CLOUD DNA DIGIVOLVE TO..... It didn't work.
Red : Here, have some Guda.....
Cid : Man, you know he can only have Cheddar to go to his Cheese form
Red : What about Cheese?
Barret : %$^$# &@&* @^%$ &^#
Cid : Damn it Barret.,, I'm sick of talking nice. G'me the %$#^@$@ tabbacy
Barret : %@%^ you!
Snoopy : Everyone calm down... we have more in our plantation behind us.
*Cid and Barret looks behind them*
Both : WEEEEEEEEHHHHHH I LOVE WEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*run*
TRAC : Uhh... ain't that stuff illegal or somethin?
Snoopy : Meh.... We saved the world.... they are gonna let us do whatever we want!!
Cloud : Excuse me, but I saved the world!
Yuffie : So what? Stupid non-Jenova Sephy coulda been killed by anyone
*Lila runs in, panting*
Lila : I only got his pants....
*holds up pants*
Snoopy : Hey.... I want those!
*models Reno Pants*
TRAC : You look damn fine nigga!
Snoopy : Nigga?? I'm white, you trailor trash!
Lila : HEY! I want those pants to add to my collection!
Rude : *Fart* I AM RUDE! I HAVE NO REASON TO BE NICE! RENO WANT'S HIS %@#%$&^ PANTS BACK! *Fart* OR I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY KILLER ASS STINK ATTACK
Red : Uhh... why is Rude here?
Me : Because Rude kicks ass
Red : This makes no sense... everyone is coming in everywhere
Bundahagen : BUD-WEI-SER!
Red : Now SEE? That didn't make a lick of sense!
John Madden : I know what ya mean!
Snoopy : Get the Hell out anyone not with us!
John Madden : After I eat some cheese! Pass me the Guda!
Red : Get your own damn Guda!
Bundahagen : WHASSSSSSUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!
Lila : I STILL WANT RENO'S PANTS
TRAC : Why is other people here?
Bart Simpson : Don't have a cow man!
Cloud : What the hell is going on?
Tifa : SKANK
Aeris : BARBIE GIRL "I'M A WHORE" BITCH
*Outside*
Barret : FIRE!!!!
*Fire 3 starts plantation on fire*
Cid : Breathe it in, my good man, breathe it in
Barret : %@#%$#^@ ^&%$% &*%^$ *%$^@& ^&*&*@#&%
Cid : %#!%^ &^% *@#^$# ^&^&^&@$&
*Inside*
Cloud : Girls... anyone say Threesome?
*Tifa and Aeris start fighting*
TRAC : Wow... you can't see stuff this good on Mud Wrestling Channel!
Snoopy : Wow... you get that chanel? Doesn't that cost like lots!
TRAC : Lila got it in for free... she seems to like it too!
Lila : SHUT UP AND HELP ME GET THE PANTS FROM RUDE!
Rude : No way Lila... he wants all his pants back.... *fart*
Yuffie : Cloud, 3-some is so old... how's about 4-some?
Cloud : More the merrier
Lila : Can I come too, and steal your pants?
Cloud : Uhh... maybe. Why not steal Snoops pants?
Snoopy : Hey man, back off. I like my fricken pants!
*smoke starts coming in*
Cid : %#$@%%^ %!#$%^@# ^%@%^
Barret : $#@%^# %!@^ *^% !#^$#!@
Cloud : Ah shit... they started the whole plantation on fire... we are all gonna be fricken hopped up soon!
Snoopy : Ah well... at least it'll get quiet....
Me : Ok... that's enough for now... god damn you guys are fucked up!
Cloud : Shut up bitch... you can't do anything!
Me : OOH YEAH NIGGA!!?!?!?!? I'll stop the fic!
*Fic stops*
Cloud : GOD DAMN IT!!!! AERIS!!!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!!
Aeris : Ohh... your sword is not the only big thing.... is it?
Me : Uhh... lets leave the rest to imagination...
Cloud : Oh man... that feels GOOD!!!!
*Moans as scene turns to black*
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*Cloud walks out naked behind a sign*
Cloud : Hello all... I am your warm up for the evening. I am naked... watch me dance!
*dances, and points out the back of his sign "I'm poor, give me gil"*
Me : Hold on Cloud. What the heck is up with the poor cry?
Cloud : Hey, if you're making me come out here, might as well make a buck...
Voice : HEY, I GOT YOUR BUCK!!
*throws Gil at Cloud, hits him in the head*
Cloud : OWW.. SON OF A &%^$&!! If I werent necked, I'd hurt you!
Voice : I'm so sure
Cloud : *grumble* Yuffie... come out here and show this @$$ how to throw!
*Yuffie comes out, to pop*
Yuffie : Who is it?
*Cloud points to the guy, who throws another gil and knocks out Yuffie*
Cloud : Umm.... yeah. CHEESE POWDER, COME TO MY RESCUE!
*Orange Powder comes from the sky*
Cloud : You now face the powers of SUPER CHEESE CLOUD!!! DIE EVIL DO-ER!!!
*Man throws one more gil, knocking out Super Cheese Cloud*
Cloud : Ughhhh.. what the hell was that?
*Overhead Speaker*
Tifa : CLOUD!!! GET OUT!! AERIS IS COMING... AND SHE'LL CHASE YA IF YOU'RE NECKED!!
Cloud : NECKED SUPER CHEESE MAN RUNS ONLY WHEN SUPER AFRAID, OR IF HE SEE'S SUPER CHEESE MAN EATER MOUSE!!!
*Aeris runs in*
Aeris : ACKK!!! CLOUD!!! C'mere big boy!
*Cloud looks scared*
Cloud : NECKED SUPER CHEESE MAN IS SUPER AFRAID, I MUST RUN!!!
*runs*
Aeris : C'mon back here, you HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN LOVE!!!
*runs after him*
Cloud in a small vioce : ACK! Start the fic!!! Start the fic!!!
Aeris : Hey you, you are a slippery devil, aint ya!
Me : Hmm.... I'm liking this...
Cloud : Please man, just start it. I'm dying here!
Me : This is better than the fic... why should I end it!
Aeris : That's the idea Jeff... let me get him.
Cloud : C'mon!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!
*runs by the front of the stage again*
Cloud : Hey GUY! Throw some more Gil!!!
*man throws gil at Aeris, she catches it*
Aeris : You son of a %$#%&! Take this!!
*throws it back, killing him*
Me : Hmm.. I think I should start this before other's die.... PULL THE CURTAIN!
*Curtain opens to a scream from Cloud*
Cloud : AERIS!! STOP TRYING TO PEEL OFF MY SKIN! I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING!!
Aeris : OH MY!!! That's even better....
Me : OK.... that's enough.
*Curtain opens*
*Lila, Snoopy, and TRAC (Tourture Rack Ancient Cloud??? I dunno) sitting with the other FF7 people*
Lila : This is nice, aint it?
Cid : #@!$%@#% %@ %@#%@# %$#&^%
Snoopy : Obviously, Cid is smoking the wacky tabaccy again....
Barret : Pass me some of that shit man
*Cid gives it over to Barret*
Barret : %$#^&^%# ^#@ &*%$ !#$ ^#
TRAC : Do you really have to smoke that here?
Barret : $#@%^@#^ %@&% &*@#$# @&
Snoopy : What the hell did he say?
Cloud : $#@%^@#^ %@&% &*@#$# @&
Lila : Uhh... thanks Cloud....
Red : You know.... in my tribe, we smoke pipes regularily....
Yuffie : How the hell would you smoke a pipe?
Red : I dunno... I'm usually %@#^%^$ ^$%@#% &%@# by the time
*Tifa runs in*
Tifa : Hey Ciddy-Poo!
Cid : Hey Tifa...... I like that name
Tifa : Huh?
*everyone rolls eyes*
TRAC : They've been smokin wacky tabbacy
Tifa : Ohh.... has Cloud? *suggestive smile*
Snoopy : Not yet... besides... I thought you were against it..
Tifa : Anything that lowers his resistance to my abnormally large breasts.. and to get him away from miss goody "I saved the World" Aeris...
Aeris: What the hell is wrong with you? I'm with Cloud!
Tifa : Oh shit.... why are you here?
Aeris: I can do whatever I want, bitch!
Lila : *Meow*
Aeris and Tifa : QUIET YOU!!
Lila : Oh #@!$ you!
TRAC : Hmm... why are we all swearing!
Barret : %@#%( $@#^! &$%^#* ~!@%
Reno : BECAUSE WE CAN %$#^!
Lila : RENO!!! C'MERE BIG BOY
Reno : Ah shit......
*runs*
Lila : Hey Hey... c'mon back here and have some tabbacy!
*runs after him*
Cloud : Ladies, don't fight over me. Remember, I am also Super Cheese Cloud.... one of you can have him....... CLOUD DNA DIGIVOLVE TO..... It didn't work.
Red : Here, have some Guda.....
Cid : Man, you know he can only have Cheddar to go to his Cheese form
Red : What about Cheese?
Barret : %$^$# &@&* @^%$ &^#
Cid : Damn it Barret.,, I'm sick of talking nice. G'me the %$#^@$@ tabbacy
Barret : %@%^ you!
Snoopy : Everyone calm down... we have more in our plantation behind us.
*Cid and Barret looks behind them*
Both : WEEEEEEEEHHHHHH I LOVE WEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*run*
TRAC : Uhh... ain't that stuff illegal or somethin?
Snoopy : Meh.... We saved the world.... they are gonna let us do whatever we want!!
Cloud : Excuse me, but I saved the world!
Yuffie : So what? Stupid non-Jenova Sephy coulda been killed by anyone
*Lila runs in, panting*
Lila : I only got his pants....
*holds up pants*
Snoopy : Hey.... I want those!
*models Reno Pants*
TRAC : You look damn fine nigga!
Snoopy : Nigga?? I'm white, you trailor trash!
Lila : HEY! I want those pants to add to my collection!
Rude : *Fart* I AM RUDE! I HAVE NO REASON TO BE NICE! RENO WANT'S HIS %@#%$&^ PANTS BACK! *Fart* OR I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY KILLER ASS STINK ATTACK
Red : Uhh... why is Rude here?
Me : Because Rude kicks ass
Red : This makes no sense... everyone is coming in everywhere
Bundahagen : BUD-WEI-SER!
Red : Now SEE? That didn't make a lick of sense!
John Madden : I know what ya mean!
Snoopy : Get the Hell out anyone not with us!
John Madden : After I eat some cheese! Pass me the Guda!
Red : Get your own damn Guda!
Bundahagen : WHASSSSSSUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!
Lila : I STILL WANT RENO'S PANTS
TRAC : Why is other people here?
Bart Simpson : Don't have a cow man!
Cloud : What the hell is going on?
Tifa : SKANK
Aeris : BARBIE GIRL "I'M A WHORE" BITCH
*Outside*
Barret : FIRE!!!!
*Fire 3 starts plantation on fire*
Cid : Breathe it in, my good man, breathe it in
Barret : %@#%$#^@ ^&%$% &*%^$ *%$^@& ^&*&*@#&%
Cid : %#!%^ &^% *@#^$# ^&^&^&@$&
*Inside*
Cloud : Girls... anyone say Threesome?
*Tifa and Aeris start fighting*
TRAC : Wow... you can't see stuff this good on Mud Wrestling Channel!
Snoopy : Wow... you get that chanel? Doesn't that cost like lots!
TRAC : Lila got it in for free... she seems to like it too!
Lila : SHUT UP AND HELP ME GET THE PANTS FROM RUDE!
Rude : No way Lila... he wants all his pants back.... *fart*
Yuffie : Cloud, 3-some is so old... how's about 4-some?
Cloud : More the merrier
Lila : Can I come too, and steal your pants?
Cloud : Uhh... maybe. Why not steal Snoops pants?
Snoopy : Hey man, back off. I like my fricken pants!
*smoke starts coming in*
Cid : %#$@%%^ %!#$%^@# ^%@%^
Barret : $#@%^# %!@^ *^% !#^$#!@
Cloud : Ah shit... they started the whole plantation on fire... we are all gonna be fricken hopped up soon!
Snoopy : Ah well... at least it'll get quiet....
Me : Ok... that's enough for now... god damn you guys are fucked up!
Cloud : Shut up bitch... you can't do anything!
Me : OOH YEAH NIGGA!!?!?!?!? I'll stop the fic!
*Fic stops*
Cloud : GOD DAMN IT!!!! AERIS!!!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!!
Aeris : Ohh... your sword is not the only big thing.... is it?
Me : Uhh... lets leave the rest to imagination...
Cloud : Oh man... that feels GOOD!!!!
*Moans as scene turns to black*
