If Hogwarts had Social Media

"Hey," Sue turned to Mandy, "Look at what Lavander posted on Wizbook!"

"A basilisk?! She can't be serious!" Mandy shouted angrily, "If this is some kind of a joke.."

"No, it's not," Anthony entered the room, "Weasley posted a selfie with it."

Sue rolled her eyes, "He's such a show off."


[Yo Padfoot, had a bad dream 'bout u, reply asap if ur ok

xoxo Harry] - Harry wrote hastily. "Gosh, I hope he's okay."


*Ring, ring*

"What is it now, Neville?!" Harry barked at the phone, "I'm a bit busy right now!"

"Harry, you gotta hide!" Neville squeaked from the other side, "McGonagall's coming with Malfoy to catch you!"

*Fifteen minutes later*

"Well, Mr. Malfoy? Where are Potter and his friends?" McGonagall's cold voice broke the silence.

"I.. I.. They were supposed to carry a dragon to the Astronomy tower, professor! I swear!" Malfoy muttered weakly.

"That will be one hundred house points less for Slytherin, Mr. Malofy."

*Gulp*


Hermione looked sceptically at the phone, "You sure this will work, Harry?"

"Positive."

"BABY BABY BABY OOOH!"

A loud scream came from the field where the Death Eaters were standing, with unprotected ears.

In a matter of seconds, the only enemy left alive was Lord Voldemort himself, who was lying on the ground in pain. But even his last horcrux, Nagini, eventually fell under the power of Justin Bieber's "greatest hit".

Not even a moment after that, Tom Riddle was no more, died by drowning in a pool of his own blood coming out through his ears.


"Never, ever again doubt in the power of horrible music, 'Mione."

"Heeelloooo Hogwarts! My name is Harry Potter and today I'll be showing you who the real thief of the Philosopher's stone is!" Harry shouted at his iPhone 6S front camera while streaming the video to Hogwarts' Great Hall 150" LED Asus monitor with Twitch streaming device. Every student and every professor, except Snape, Quirrel and Dumbledore were watching impatiently and cheering at Harry. Except Slytherins, of course.

"Prepare to get uncovered, Snap- wait.. You!? It ca- can't be you!"


To be continued.