Albus Dumbledore sat with beady eyes as he observed the scene before him. It appered Voldemort had risen again after Harry returned with Cedric's body. Dumbledore sneered at Amos Diggory and his wife telling them to simply get over it in his head of course. Dumbledore had something he wanted to do. As Dumbledore entered the chamber where Cedric Diggory's body lay. After quickly checking to see if the coast was clear Dumbledore locked the door and soundproofed it. It was time for some well deserved fun. Dumbledore removed the clothes off the corpse and pulled down his own pants and began thrusting away. After 5 hours he decided to go for a walk and pick up some snacks. So he kissed the corpse and got up. Dumbledore didn't realize he left the door open.

Professor Flitwick was horrified to find the corpse of Cedric Diggory handcuffed to the bed with "Dumbledore's bitch" carved on his forehead and butt. Flitwick quickly set off to confront him when he came face to face with Dumbledore who killed him and then had some fun with him as well before vanishing the evidence to Aragogs nest to be devoured. Cedric would be buried tomorrow he might as well get one more night of fun he belched as he undressed.