A/N: This story idea belongs to Evadne, The song tunes belong to their respectful writers, The characters belong to JK Rowling and all other modifications belong to me.

The Death Eaters Cover Version of....

The "Friends" Theme Song!
Dedicated to: Lord Voldemort

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your plans get thwarted by Harry Potter everyday
It's like your spells are stuck in your wand.
Well when you havent beaten Harry for weeks, or months or even years

We'll be there for you
While Harry is escaping
We'll be there for you
When Dumbledore is better
We'll be there for you
Cause if we werent, we'd be killed

You cant take on Hogwarts
Dumbledores in your way
He knows what you're upto
Coz Snape gives your secrets away

You were warned there'd be days like these
But what you didnt know was that
you cant get the wizard world down on their knees and

We'll be there for you
When Harry defeats you
We'll be there for you
When Dumbledore outsmarts you
We'll be there for you
Cause if we werent, we'd be killed

No one could ever know you
No one could ever kill you
Until Harry came along,
He knows what it's like to be you
He's seen through your eyes
Sometimes read your mind
And there is nothing that
A dark wizard like you can do, yeah

It's like your spells are stuck in your wand.
Well when you havent beaten Harry for weeks, or months or even years

We'll be there for you
While Harry is escaping
We'll be there for you
When Dumbledore is better
We'll be there for you
Cause if we werent, we'd be killed