A/N: This is our parody for the Wizard of Oz. We also filmed it last summer here is the link: watch?v=wC50onzjNdU
Juinleeope Productions
Wizard of Gauze
Scene 1:
[scene opens up with DORCAS and FRODO picture is black and white]
DORCAS: Oh Frodo, did she hurt you bad?
FRODO: Why do you care?
DORCAS: [ignores FRODO this is a running joke throughout film] Oh poor thing, I know she looked tasty, but you know how Miss Gulp is about dogs biting her face.
FRODO: I'm a person!
DORCAS: Ah I feel a song coming on
CUE "Somewhere over the Poncho"
DORCAS: Somewhere over the poncho-
CARLEE: Ok stop, stop it (music stops)! Ok there's going to be no singing in this! This is juinleeope! We don't do singing. And above all else this movie is NOT going to be a musical.
TITLE APPEARS, "WIZARD OF GAUZE, the MUSICAL"
CARLEE screams
DORCAS: Oh Aunt Poem, Miss Gulp will be here any minute
AUNT POEM: (petting an imaginary cat) Pet my cat you twit. And don't throw a fit.
DORCAS: Oh Aunt Poem, you know I hate it when you rhyme
AUNT POEM: Can't help that poem is my name, now leave me alone or go play a game
DORCAS sighs and walks toward WAVY, GARY, and SCHMOE
DORCAS: Wavy what do I do? I don't know if I can stand up to Miss Gulp
WAVY: There's nothing to be scared about, except for one thing (shudders) Carlee
DORCAS: I don't see why Carlee is so scary…she's a really nice person
WAVY: I don't know you know how some people have weird fears like fear of snow, fear of teenagers, fear of fears well I just have one irrational fear and it's (CARLEE walks in)
CARLEE: Hey Wavy
Wavy screams and runs away.
CARLEE: Boy, what was that all about (walks away)
DORCAS: Schmoe I don't think I'll have enough energy to put up with Miss Gulp
SCHMOE: You don't have any energy? Well I'm super-duper hyper you see I just had five cups of coffee and I feel like I can do anything (runs off)
DORCAS: Gary any ideas?
GARY: Well I'm told that duct-tape solves the world's problems
DORCAS: Gary, this is 1938 duct tape hasn't been invented yet
GARY: Hmm, well does tin foil work?
DORCAS: Never mind.
MISS GULP struts in like a diva with a bite mark on her face
MISS GULP: [with Jersey accent] Oy, Poem. I want to see your daughter.
GARY: Dude, what's with the really bad Jersey accent? We don't even live in New Jersey
MISS GULP: Shaddup. Any ways it's about my face.
AUNT POEM: Gulp, it's not Dorcas's fault your face is so awful. And Dorcas? Please go fetch me a waffle.
DORCAS: We're out of batter
MISS GULP: Oh yeah, then what about this bite mark to my face?
WAVY: I say it's an improvement
MISS GULP: Shaddup (Wavy walks away) anyways that dog needs to go to the pound kid.
FRODO: I'm a person! A person! Can anyone else see that! AM I not speaking English.
DORCAS: Oh, Gulp you made poor Frodo upset (she hugs FRODO)
FRODO: I guess that I'm not!
MISS GULP: I hope it feels bad about what it did. I'll call the sheriff and then I'll take him into the pound. (grabs a basket) Now here Frodo climb into the basket like a good puppy
Basket is obviously way too small for FRODO to climb in
FRODO: Um, no thanks. (walks away)
MISS GULP: Fine, I'll come back for him later. (leaves)
GARY: (peers into the sky) Is that what I think it is?
Wind sound picks up
SCHMOE: (bounces ping pong ball on paddle) 501…502…I could do this all day long!
WAVY: Schmoe cut that out don't you see what's out on the horizon!
SCHMOE stops playing game
SCHMOE: But I was about to get my new record…(peers off into distance and gasps) you're right we'd better alert the others
GARY: Everyone! It's a-It's a
ALL: Twister!
Scene cuts to all the characters playing the actual game "Twister" and they all fall down and the camera shakes and the picture changes to color
