DO I LOOK LIKE I OWN MK? I A SIX FOOT! DO I LOOK LIKE I OWN THE GRAIL? IM NOT BLOODY BRITISH!

siriusly, i dont own either, peace out.

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The half brit sat quietly in class minding his own business. Which after today he has realized is a bad idea.

It would be just as easy to get into other peoples business so that he is not bombarded with people such as Kaito at 7.30 in the morning over less trivial things such as the migrating exercises of European birds.

"European Swallows."

"What?" the blonde boy lowered his book and raised his eye brow at the smaller boy with brown hair who was looking him straight in the eye with as much seriousness as he could muster. "What are the migrating rituals of the European swallow to the African swallow?"

"What in the bloody hell are you going on about!"

"Your British right?"

"….yes…"

"That's in Europe right?"

"I hope so…"

"Well you should know if the bloody swallows go to the tropics since there aren't any bloody coconuts in bloody ENGLAND!" Kaito was now panting, looking flustered. Hakuba noticed something odd about Kaito.

"Did you get any sleep last night?"

"NO BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING UP THE MIGRATING HABITS OF THE BLOODY SWALLOWS BUT IT WAS ALL IN BLOODY ENGLISH AND I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH BLOODY ENGLISH!" the Japanese boy falls to the ground.

Hakuba then rose from his seat, and went and crouch next to the fallen boy. "Kuroba….I DON'T BLOODY CARE ABOUT THE BLOODY SWALLOWS! THEY DON'T GO TO BLOODY HAWAII OR ANY OTHER BLOODY TROPICAL PLACE TO GET BLOODY COCONUTS AND THEY CAN'T CARRY THEM HERE! THEY'RE BLOODY SWALLOWS!"

"What if there are two Swallows?"

"NO! STOP WATCHING MONTY ALRIGHT! GAH!"

Hakuba thusly walked back behind his desk and picked up his book and continued reading, before something hit him. What if there were two African swallows?

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All I can say is it's buta's fault! She got me to watch the holy grail.

But I loved it and I've been quoting it for three months now and I thought that it was appropriate. ThoughI dare say that Fanfiction needs to say that Hakuba is a charater. He's now my favorite after KID.

Oh well. Check out my parodys of the holy grail on you tube or just go to my livejournal. I'll be putting them on there later tonight.

LATER!