The remains of Alucard lay on the ground in a bloody mess, just a head, and his clothes. Pip walks by, almost missing the speck of red. '' 'ey, what's zis?'' he asks, picking up the head. ''MR. ALUCARD? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMFG! ALL ZERE IS IS A 'EAD! I'M NOT CARRYING ZIS AROUND WIZ ME!'' he drops it... ''OMG! I'm sorry, err, 'ere, I'll just take yer coat, and guns, and 'at, and I'll remember you by zat. Uh, 'ere,'' he props up the head on the carcass of a ghoul. ''You look great, see ya,'' and runs off before the head can give a response, which it won't, but it's pip.
''Now, which way is ze Hellsing mansion?'' he continues walking, in his ''new'' red coat and hat. Pip, being his stupid self, trips over an arm of a ghoul and lands in a fireplace, that still has a fire going. ''OMFG! I'M ON FIRE!'' he stops, drops, and rolls, and then just pats himself down. ''Ah, zere...'' he goes up to a piece of glass on the ground, looking at his reflection. He looked black, covered in soot and burns. He wipes off his face, and notices that his hair has come out of it's braid. ''Dammit, zis zing takes me like an 'our to braid dammit. Ah, my eyes burn!'' He scratched at them for little, noticing that they were red and puffy from the Smokey fire. Finally, he makes it back to the mansion(no more walking thank god). ''It's night time, so Seras will be up and walking around. YIPEE!'' He skips into the building. In the hallway, he runs into Sir Integra. ''ah, finally your back!'' she says, approaching in a feminine way, not like her usual self. ''Er, yeah, I guess so.'' Pip backs away slowly. ''Why are you backing away? Don't you like me?'' Oh shit, it's my boss... shit shit shit... ''uh, of course i like you, you're great! uh, yeah...'' he said, nervously putting his hands in the coat pockets. Feeling a gun, he pulls out the jackal. ''OH MY GOD ZIS GUN IS FUCKIN' SWEET!'' ''I know, isn't it?'' Integra said, giving him a sexy smile. ''Uh, I have stuff to do... I'll see ya later... rock on babe... uh bye...'' ''What?'' ''Uh, er, uh... Gotta go...'' turns and runs like the wind. ''HEY WAIT!'' ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'' runs even faster...

about an hour later.
BANG!
''Sorry GUY!'' a tea soaked Walter got up, bleeding from the broken glass all over him. ''it's ok alucard, just don't be an idiot and look where your going.'' Great, now he's being an asshole and comparing me to alucard, man, i should have told integra he's dead... oh well. '''EY! DON'T MOCK ME LIKE ZAT'
''I'm sorry, you sound different. Are you feeling alright'
''ASSHOLE! GET OUT OF MY WAY!'' Walter steps aside, confused at alucard's sudden out break...

about 5 seconds later.
BANG!
''SORRY POLICE GIRL!'' Seras helped pip off the ground. ''OMG! MASTER I'M SO SORRY! ARE YOU OK'
''What's wiz zis master stuff? And yes, I'm ok. why'
''huh'
''what'
''oh, you sound different. never mind... how was fighting that really tough vampire(don't flame me, i really don't care if this parts sounds stupid'
''uh, uh, fine'
''good! master, you're so powerful'
'' 'ey, if I'm your master, does zat mean you do whatever i say'
''uh, yes, it's always been like that... why'
''jump and down'
''WHAT'
''jump and down'
''oh, ok...'' Seras starts jumping up and down.
''ok, now take off yer clozes'
''WHO ARE YOU'
SLAM!
''I'M GOING TO DAMNED PIG!'' Alucard screamed as he barged into the Hellsing manner. ''oh shit, it's Mr. Alucard'' pip shrieks as he turns towards the door.
''PIP!'' seras runs after him.
''Bastard!'' alucard runs after pip and seras.
''ALUCARD!'' integra runs after the vampire.
''SIR INTEGRA!'' Walter follows them both.

END.