Yo what's up everyone? This has been on my mind for a while, mostly because I was thinking about Harvest Moon Raccoon's 30Ways stories, they totally rock, so I decided to try it out. But instead of 30Ways I'm doing half. So now get ready, I hope, to laugh out loud for I give you 15 Ways To Annoy Neji!

Disclaimer: No, I don't if I did Naruto would be Hokage by now right.

1. Point out to Neji that he looks feminine.

2. Ask him if he transforms himself to look like a girl.

3. Tell him, out of the blue, most specifically, when he is training, or with Tenten, that he should stop transforming himself to look like a girl.

4. If he denies this pat him on the shoulder saying, "It's ok to want to look like a girl, all boys wish they could. Take Gaara for instant."

5. If you notice his Byakugan is on throw the Gaara plushish, the one you were hiding behind you back, at him yelling, "Get him Gaara! Ninja Art: Kiss Attack Jutsu!"

6. While he sleeps, sneak into his room and place a permanent genjutsu on him. So, his eyes will change color every 30 minutes or hour. Follow him around pointing out, with each new color, that he looks even more feminine.

7. Send him a link to a story with him and Gaara paired up together.

8. Or better yet send Gaara a link to Corvin's story Dark Diary, most specifically, the chapter with the lemon in it.

9. Tell Gai-sensei that you are throwing a surprise party, for Neji, in his room, Neji's room that is, at midnight, be sure to add that it's the most youthful time of the night, and that he should bring water balloons, lots of them, to throw, at Neji, when we get there.

10. Go to the Sand Village, take Temari, if she's asleep, if not drug her drink or food, and tie her, by her waist, to the roof, in Neji's room, with a sign that says, "I love you! Lets go out!" Be sure he sees it very clearly.

11. While he sleeps, sneak into his room with Hinata, who should be asleep, and tie her to the bedpost. The next day go into his room, very early, and scream, "Oh my god! Neji rapped Hinata! Bondage rape!"

12. From you position on the roof, you should be using chakra to stick there, watch as Hizashi, Hinata's father, chase Neji around his room. Make should that he, Neji, has no way to get away from him. As in, after Hizashi runs into his room, Neji's room, quickly lock the door using a locking ninjutsu and the windows as well.

13. If he, somehow, get the genjutsu on him, the one that changes his eye color, off; take revenge by place another permanent genjutsu on him. So, now his hair changes colors every 10 minutes or hour. Point out with each new color that he looks feminine even more so.

14. Take all the bands, the ones that Neji uses to tie his hair back, and burn them. Tell everyone not to give him one no matter what he does or says. Follow him around pointing out and confirming that he truly looks like a girl now.

15. And finally, if Neji finds out it was you who did this to him; use the button, the one I gave you, to put him in the pit. That should be full of Gaara plushish saying, in his trademark scary voice, "I'll kill you!" Sit near by and listen to the horrified and bloody murder screams coming from within.

And there you go. 15 sure fire ways to get Neji running for the hills. I hoped you enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed typing them out (giggles) I am so going to hell for 11. Rapped Hinata, bondage rape, really, I'm so going for that one. I'm not bashing her or anything, I happen to like that shy little brunette; seeing how I'm a shy brunette too, so review and tell me if I did a good job please. Thank you and stay tune for Neji's reaction next chapter. Bye and don't forget to review!

P.S Read Corvin's story Dark Diary, really it's very good. I read it myself so I recommend it to you the main pairing in it is NejiGaara and if you like the two of them together you will love this story like I did, really go read it, like now. I'll have a link to it in my profile. If you want to be the one who does all this to Neji let me know. I'll be more that happy to let you be the one! Just tell me what you look like in a review and I'll put you in okay!