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The Weird Story
(Hen na Sutoorii)
By: Mr. Popo's Servant
One day Quatre was throwing a party. He had Heero, Duo, Trowa, Wufei, Relena, Hilde, Catherine, Sally, Dorothy, Midii, Zechs, Noin, Une, and Howard over.
Heero spilled some cool aid on Quatre's rug and Quatre got mad. So, Quatre made Heero go get a new rug, And, Heero left. He went to Hyrule because that's the only place that sells replacement rugs.
When he got there the five scientists appeared before him and said, "You don't have the money and we won't let you borrow our money and so you should go get money!"
And, he did.
Meanwhile Catherine was at the party and she was tap dancing with Midii and they were really good so Howard tried to join them. But, he couldn't dance and so he sat back down. This made him sad and he started to cry. This made Wufei upset. In fact, he was quite miffed!
Then, Wufei attacked Relena! Hilde tried everything in her power to contact Heero and when she finally did, there he was… hugging and kissing on Princess Zelda!
So, Hilde told Relena and Renela went insane! And her eyes turned red and she grew wings and she flew away!
When she caught up with him he had Zelda on the back of his horse and he was riding as fast as he could! Relena said, "Why did you leave me?"
Heero said, "What!? I can't hear you!" because he couldn't hear her.
Meanwhile, Dorothy had figured out a way to clone herself! And Dorothy1 and Dorothy2 were fighting each other with their eyebrows. And Dorothy1 won and so she changed her name to Dorothy.
Then, Dorothy said, "Mayuge ni fukaku ojigi wo shite kudasai!" And, no one did, so she attacked and killed everyone.
So, Zechs started combing his hair so that he could use it to stop Dorothy from killing everyone. And Noin took some scissors and she cut all of his hair off! He said, "Why did you do that?" because he wanted to know why she did that.
She said, "I don't know," because she didn't know.
So, Howard and Sally Po got married and they lived happily ever after.
Then, Treize's ghost came back to life! And Lady Une was overjoyed! He looked at her with eyes of pure concupiscence. Then, he gasconaded about how he had overcomed death just to be with her. Then, he ejaculated to her that she was the most pulchritudinous sesquipedalian orator that he ever knew. And he gave her an auriferous accouterment! Her magnanimous eyes wept and she ejaculated to him that he was callipygian! (o.O) And the two osculated.
Heero and Relena came back to the party and they gave Quatre a new rug. Quatre liked it.
Trowa and Duo decided to tap dance on the new rug because they do that to all the new rugs.
And that's how Duo got his groove back...
The end!
(Or is it...?)
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For no apparent reason, here's this first two paragraphs of that story translated into Japanese, but the translator didn't do a very good job:
Chou Hen na Monogatari
(The Super Strange Tale)
Anohi, Katoru ha paatii wo moyoosu. Hiiro to Duo to Torowa to Wufei to Ririina to Hirude to Kyasuriin to Sarii to Doroshii to Midii to Zekusu to An to Hawaado to kita.
Hiiro ga Katoru no touyoudantsuu ni kuuru eido wo koboshite, Katoru ga kankan okotte kurutta. Dakara, atarashiki touyoudantsuu wo morau tame ni Katoru ha Hiiro wo ikasemashita. Soshite, Hiiro ga itta. Kirikae no touyoudantsuu wo uru tokoro ha Hairaru dake kara, Hairaru he itta.
Owari!
(Desu ka...?)
Gonin no kagakusha ga ichiban nda zo!
