A/N clarifications, this will help make sense of a few things, and I recommend you read if you're easily confused!
Writing like this- is mental voice #1, mostly there to question and/or insult everything/one.
Writing like this-mental voice #2, used to talk back to mental voice #1, mostly. Cause it wouldn't be my fan fic is someone weren't insane XD!
And as for my oc, and the naruto-verse. it's mostly the same 'cept there are people (called wanders), who room around all the countries, having no allegiance with any one place. That will warn ninja's and civilians of invasions and such, without giving any info on the attack. And as such it is considered horrible and dishonorable by everyone to kill/tourtcher them. Oh and there's a kind of common toung that most people can speak so they can converse with the wanderers, cause they can speak all languages known to man.
Well, I'm lost. No shit, Sherlock! I don't recall asking for your opinion, so fuck off. Make me!"urusai!" I exclaimed out loud- abite quietly- rather than in my head as was my intention, and sighed. Great now I'm lost, AND certifiably insane! Oh boo hoo. I SAID URUSA-
"Jibun jishin ni hanashi o itsumo nodesu ka?" (Do you always talk to yourself?)
i jumped, "meh!" Who the fuck? I turned to see a boy around 7 years old with black hair. That was long and strait in the front framing his face, and spiked out randomly in the back. He had black eyes and a softened facial expression that screamed innocence.
"What?"
And then he smirked, mischievously. "Do you always talk to yourself?"
"And what if I do?" I asked with a quirked brow, eyes narrowing. What you gonna do about it?
"Nothing, just asking. your not from around here are you?" his tone and expression silently asking 'where ARE you from?'
"yupps!" I said with a smile "I'm from a little crack town in south western Ontario, Canada. But you ARE from around here. So you could help me find my way? 'cos I'm sooooo lost right now!"
he looked confused " what do you mean 'crack town,' were there a lot of earth quakes?"
Is he retarded? Oh be nice, ya old hag! Were the same person you know urusai! is that the only word you know? Fuck yo-
"ahahahahaha"
He was laughing at me, and I stode there shocked. Then I glared "URUSAI, TEME" you screeched as you punched him in the face, knocking him on his ass. He looked up at me stunned and confused. While I tried my best not to look hurt as I continued to glare. He opened his mouth to say something but I turned and ran. see Sam, doesn't it feel better to hit someone rather than the screaming, cussing and crying you normally do when you're mad! stop trying to corrupt me, I'm not a fucking Jedi, and I'm not going 'to the dark side' ...but we have cookies, and light sabers! Tempting, but still no. Sam... I am your father, now listen to daddy and come get some cookies!
and i couldn't help but to laugh at myself, till I felt some instinct in my gut, screaming at me to run, and run I did. But it didn't take long till the evil pink THING caught me.
"mahood-kun, wait" sakura screeched. Grabbing my arm, and digging in her heals "I wanted to show you off to sasuke-kun!"
what the fuck does the pink bitch mean by that? Hell if I know! "Do I have to" I wined.
"of chorus, you're the one who said you wanted to see your sister"
That shocked me, and I froze. "Were going to see Kristen?" I questioned.
"yes, she's with itachi, sasuke-kun's big brother. So me and you and sasuke-kun can play till there done!" she exclaimed, tugging me along effortlessly. As I now wasn't resisting.
"...ka," and i smiled, causing sakura to squeak.
"mahood-kun no egao ga kirei! Shōjo no yō ni!" (mahood-kun has a pretty smile, like a girls)
"whaaa!"
"sorry, never mind!" she said with a smile
The end, for now. The next chapter will be in sasUKE's perspective. But I want to know if it's any good? So review if ya like it, ka XD! Or if you hate it! Either way, I just want to know if I'm good so be as mean as you think necessary!
p.s sorry if the Japanese used is badly translated, i used Google! And sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes!
