Leeave a view if yu thot this waz MLG enuf. Believe in the Illuminartyz.
1 day on skrubz izland, a casual noscoper was smoking some joints. He laid back and popped open a . he took a drank, then felt a shake in his bottle. It then broke.
"O nu! A real Hardscoper! Gotta grap my's DEWITOS!" HE yelled into the island. IN his helmet he herd: "U wot m8?" BEfore collapssings.
He woke up on a table. "ERMugeRD! Why do I feel like such a nub?" He looked down and realized he wasn'tss onz the tableez. He was sitzing on a spooky scary skeletons brigaid. "OH No the Illuminati! I better-" "Shut the Fuck up m8!" HE heard in the diztance.
"Gives me,gaben, all your dank before I send FaZe to rekt you!" The man in the distance yelled. yelled not before taking the noscoper's 90%. He had saved those points to get an exotic club PenGun memeberships.
"You will get noscoped if you do that, and Snoop gave me dis dank." He yeIIed across the hall. He took out his DSR and ran to the next door. Inside he finded a helth pak, and a spaz. They would really com in handi.
"Freeeze! Tis is da OpTic and FaZe clansz and we will rekt your YOLOSWAG. Drop the nades or weill nubtoob yur arse!" the gaurds yelled as they ran into the noscoper's room. UH NU!
"Ah hell na, Only Bill Jobs could du that!" He said before noscopsing each one of tem. HE then went back to Skrubz Izland. He hacked into Gaben's steam account and banned him from Half Life 3. He then went to sleep, waiting for his next 1v1 on Rust.
So many skrubz... lol lol olo lolol lol.
