It was a normal day in unknown town, Idaho. Steve Cash was editing the next talking kitty cat video, Random was playing with her son that she got to keep after her litter of 5 kittens, Shelby was chasing her tail, and Sylvester was writing his thoughts on Steve's old computer.
We cut to Sylvester typing is diary.
dear diary
septomboor 4st
diary, this might sound weird but ever sense fluffy butt died I actually kind of miss him I mean why could it just been that dumb bitch, Shelby instead? Anyway, I think that I am bisexual I watch both straight and gay kitty porn. Speaking of porn, i'm in the mood to watch it.
diary out
