When they come in

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight only thing I own is the crazy show man.

Well, I'm bored. There is nothing to do we are sitting here watching home make over: search Addison. So boring! Edward and the whole family are doing what watching a show with a stupid man talk about a stupid house on the familiar road.

"Edward" I said. "Yes love" he answered. "Can we do something"? I asked. "We are just waiting to see the house because of the familiar road and Alice won't tell us".

Well the man is talking about how he is going to search the house what a pervert .I feel sorry for them I said out loud. Yeah said Emmett I'd love them to try to search rose's room. Emmett said rose.

Empov

My balls my balls when sweat drips down my balls when all of them craw. Man I'm a genius. Then the doorbell rang, darn that doorbellt wanted to see the house. "Hello" I said. Yes is Carlisle Cullen home? They asked with a camera out. Omg I thought I'm on TV!!! I started to sing MY BALLS MY BALLS WHEN SWEAT DRIPS DOWN I was stopped by Carlisle coming up. Hello he said. I think you have the wrong house. He answers to the man. "No you are Carlisle Cullen Alice Cullen signed you up for a home makeover and this week's Addison is search"!!Said the man. You have two weeks to pack for Florida the man said Carlisle but he was gone

Bpov

"Alice "we said together, yes she said, why did you do this and didn't tell us we said, I thought I would be a surprise!!Well you were wrong we said. Seem would love!!She answered I'm sorry she said again!!

"Rose" said Emmett, "stop it you're just making it worse". Ok said Carlisle lets go over our Alice goes and trys to talk them out of it. And if they don't budge then we'll take a different approce.

"Hell yeah" said Emmett time to go hard on them!!Alice here is the address said when I'm here a lot of stuff happens!

Apov

Ok Alice you can do this I said to me. Here I am on a footstep of a TV show telling them not to search the house damn it!!! Am I retarded!! Emmett is a Bastard, hey that makes me feel better. Excuse me I need the direction to the suit 124 I said politely .that way the lady said. Well I

Know what I have to do. CURSE till there big ass can't take it anymore I've never cussed this much! I'm her let go!! I bused in the door and say "listen I really don't want to be on the show please don't make me"!!! No said the man you should have read the card, "if win no returning and saying no". Fine, jackass but I coming to get you.

Emmett would be so proud! Now all I need is Emmett to prank them but now I need to get back and go see Carlisle and get this straightened out!!

Epov

Where is Alice we've been waiting forever!!Claim down Edward said Carlisle I'm positive Alice got of out of it or I'm not going to be a happy person but I'll its just that I don't want to get killed now I still have life left you know and the volturi aren't going to be happy! Yeah you're right about that!!

Apov

"I'm home now does anyone want to know the story" I yelled. I do said Emmett did you beat the shit out of them?!?Apparently not enough I said because we are still on the show!

Carlisle pov

Its ok Alice at least you tried is the most important part. Well I wouldn't do this but Emmett you're going to scare them or joke them before the house show. Yes said Emmett.

Epov

I have a lot of work to do now so leave the master to its work. Yeah said rose a Master she said I said I'm am master at something's like umm….this could take forever rose whispered to low for him to hear. Well said Bella me and Edward are going to hunt a little so when he thinks of something get us!!Alice said you can't leave me here alone to Bella come along then ok she I got it I can catch a bear faster than you I he got us there said Edward!now any ideas im open and willing to take any ideas. And it starts now!