summary: To think it all started with just a click of a button. "Ino, if I don't make it out alive, I want you to have my Coach bags and those totally hot boots I never got to wear."

disclaimer: I do disclaim what is to be disclaimed in this disclaimer.

edit 06.22.11 I rewrote some of it to make the characters sound less retarded. LOL. That is all.


lessthanthree

WARNING: INTERNET CRACK and MODERATELY FOUL LANGUAGE

Haruno Sakura is freaking excited.

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Yamanaka Ino at 6:44 pm September 13

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, BETCH! AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU PICKED UP YOUR PHONE?

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Haruno Sakura at 6:50 pm September 13

Wow, Ino, stop spamming me!

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Yamanaka Ino is wondering WHY THE HELL Sakura isn't picking up her phone!

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Haruno Sakura at 6:52 pm September 13

If you MUST know...

Yamanaka Ino at 6:52 pm September 13

?

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Haruno Sakura just got a new Sidekick! Hell YEAH.

Uzumaki Naruto and Yamanaka Ino like this.

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Uzumaki Naruto at 6:53 pm September 13

AWWW! SO LUCKY.

Haruno Sakura at 6:53 pm September 13

:P

Yamanaka Ino at 6:54 pm September 13

OMFG. Srsly?

Haruno Sakura at 6:54 pm September 13

FOR srsly.

Yamanaka Ino at 6:55 pm September 13

OMG.

Haruno Sakura at 6:56 pm September 13

I know right?

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Tenten AwesomeSauce got a job at Starbuck's, betch!

Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata, and 3 others like this.

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Haruno Sakura at 7:01 pm September 13

w00t! BFFs better get employee discounts! ;]

Hyuuga Hinata at 7:02 pm September 13

Congratulations Tenten lessthanthree

Hyuuga Neji at 7:02 pm September 13

I hope you don't have late hours.

Tenten AwesomeSauce at 7:03 pm September 13

Awww... Worried? x3

Hyuuga Neji at 7:03 pm September 13

... No.

Hyuuga Neji at 7:03 pm September 13

Seriously. I'm not.

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Uzumaki Naruto is now friends with Uchiha Itachi.

Uchiha Itachi likes this.

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Uchiha Sasuke at 7:21 pm September 13

Wow. Seriously?

Uchiha Itachi at 7:22 pm September 13

Don't hate, little brother (:

Uchiha Sasuke at 7:22 pm September 13

... Shut up.

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Yamanaka Ino is excited for the dance!

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Haruno Sakura at 7:45 pm September 13

Ino, that dance is almost a month away.

Yamanaka Ino at 7:45 pm September 13

SO! I can't be excited? GAWSH, Forehead.

Haruno Sakura at 7:46 pm September 13

... -.-;

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Hyuuga Hinata I don't think I'm going to go to the dance...

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Yamanaka Ino at 7:48 pm September 13

WHAT!

Haruno Sakura at 7:48 pm September 13

WHAT!

Hyuuga Neji at 7:50 pm September 13

Good choice, Hinata.

Tenten AwesomeSauce at 7:51 pm September 13

NEJI!

Hyuuga Neji at 7:51 pm September 13

What...?

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Yamanaka Ino wrote on Haruno Sakura's wall.

OMG, I need a date!

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Haruno Sakura at 8:03 pm September 13

WTH? Already?

Yamanaka Ino at 8:03 pm September 13

YES. I HAVE to be prepared.

Haruno Sakura at 8:03 pm September 13

WOW.

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Uzumaki Naruto WTFFFFF

Uzumaki Naruto took the ARE YOU AN IDIOT quiz and the result is FUKIN IDIOT

NOT WORTHY OF OWNING A COMPUTER

Comment · Like · Take this Quiz

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Uchiha Sasuke at 8:04 pm September 13

It's accurate alright.

Uzumaki Naruto at 8:04 pm September 13

Fuck. You.

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Inuzuka Kiba at 8:06 pm September 13

LOL.

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Yamanaka Ino wrote on Nara Shikamaru's wall.

Heeey, wanna go with me to the dance?

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Nara Shikamaru at 8:06 pm September 13

wtf?

Yamanaka Ino at 8:06 pm September 13

FINE. Be that way ):

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Yamanaka Ino wrote on Inuzuka Kiba's wall.

Hey, wanna go to the dance with me? ;)

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Inuzuka Kiba at 8:07 pm September 13

... Uh... no.

Yamanaka Ino at 8:08 pm September 13

WHAT! Why not! What's wrong with me?

Inuzuka Kiba at 8:08 pm September 13

Sorry, I'm going with Hinata.

Yamanaka Ino at 8:08 pm September 13

Liar! She's not going!

Inuzuka Kiba at 8:09 pm September 13

WHAT? Aw shit.

Yamanaka Ino at 8:09 pm September 13

You're so meaaan!

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Yamanaka Ino wrote on Hyuuga Neji's wall.

Heeey, Neji...

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Hyuuga Neji at 8:10 pm September 13

No.

Yamanaka Ino at 8:10 pm September 13

Wow! I didn't say anything yet!

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Inbox (1)

From: Nara Shikamaru
To: Haruno Sakura
Subject: No Subject

What is Ino doing?

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From: Haruno Sakura
To: Nara Shikamaru
Subject: RE: No Subject

Apparently, she's looking for a date.

Don't ask me why.

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Yamanaka Ino wrote on Uzumaki Naruto's wall.

Hey, wanna go to the dance with me?

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Uzumaki Naruto at 8:12 pm September 13

Uh. Okay?

Yamanaka Ino at 8:12 pm September 13

Yay! Get ready, 'cause we're going on a date tomorrow night ;)

Uzumaki Naruto at 8:13 pm September 13

...Why? Isn't the date like a month from now?

Yamanaka Ino at 8:13 pm September 13

Glad you remembered! And it's so we can get to know each other beforehand!

Uzumaki Narutoat 8:14 pm September 13

Are you trying to make Shikamaru jealous?

Yamanaka Ino 8:14 pm September 13

...NO.

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Haruno Sakura wrote on Yamanaka Ino's wall.

Ino... wtf are you trying to do?

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Yamanaka Ino at 8:20 pm September 13

Uh, hello! Tryin' to get a date here!

Haruno Sakura at 8:21 pm September 13

You're crazy, Pig.

Yamanaka Ino at 8:21 pm September 13

What ever! Answer my texts dammit!

Haruno Sakura at 8:21 pm September 13

Uh, hello! I just got a new phone, and it's still not activated yet.

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Haruno Sakura is now friends with Uchiha Sasuke.

Yamanaka Ino likes this.

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Uchiha Sasuke wrote on Haruno Sakura's wall.

What's number 42 on Kakashi's hw?

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Haruno Sakura at 8:34 pm September 13

Uh... 14.

Uchiha Sasuke at 8:35 pm September 13

Thanks.

Haruno Sakura at 8:36 pm September 13

Yep...

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Yamanaka Ino is now friends with Uchiha Sasuke.

Yamanaka Ino likes this.

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Tenten AwesomeSauce doesn't want to go to school tomorrow -_-

Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura like this.

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Yamanaka Ino has a date with Naruto tomorrow ;)

Uzumaki Naruto likes this.

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Uchiha Sasuke at 8:50 pm September 13

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Haruno Sakura at 8:50 pm September 13

... o_O

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Nara Shikamaru at 8:55 pm September 13

Wow. Really, Ino?

Yamanaka Ino at 8:55 pm September 13

Yes, really :P

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Haruno Sakura has concluded that Ino has gone crazy.

Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Neji, and 12 others like this.

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Yamanaka Ino at 8:57 pm September 13

WOW! You guys are SO mean!

Uzumaki Naruto at 8:58 pm September 13

It's aight, Ino. I dig wild chicks (;

Yamanaka Ino at 8:58 pm September 13

:D

Nara Shikamaru at 9:00 pm September 13

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Uzumaki Naruto thinks Kakashi is evil!

Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, and 5 other like this.

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Yamanaka Ino is excited for her date ;)

Uzumaki Naruto likes this.

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Haruno Sakura at 9:09 pm September 13

Ew.

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Haruno Sakura is OMFG, my phone is activated! YESSS.

Yamanaka Ino and Hyuuga Hinata like this.

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Yamanaka Ino at 9:23 pm September 13

Freakin' finally!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

OMG.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

OMFG.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

OMFG.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

OMFGGGG.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Okay, on with business. You, my friend, are very sneaky, getting Sasuke to add you ;)

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

Wtf? He just asked me what number 42 was for Kakashi's hw, gawd. it meant nothing, ino.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Uh huh. Sure.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

Yeah!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Why did he ask YOU of all people?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

I guess, I'm smart?

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

So? Hinata is too.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

He doesn't really talk to her. Actually he doesn't really talk to anyone. Look, it means nothing!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Riiiight.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Sakura.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Hello...?

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

HARUNO SAKURA.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

ANSWER MY EFFIN TEXTS, WOMAN!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

SDFHLADJHFAJDSHFLHADS.

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Yamanaka Ino wrote on Haruno Sakura's wall.

DON'T IGNORE ME, BITCH. Answer your goddamn phone!

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Yamanaka Ino at 9:41 pm September 13

dfhsdfhdslfhdsjfasjd

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Yamanaka Ino at 9:42 pm September 13

LJHSDAJHSDHADJAHDJS

Haruno Sakura at 9:43 pm September 13

WHAT THE FUCK.

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Yamanaka Ino had an AWESOME time last night ;)

Uzumaki Naruto likes this.

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Haruno Sakura at 4:01 pm September 14

...EW.

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Yamanaka Ino at 4:08 pm September 14

IT TOTALLY WAS NOT LIKE THAT, PERVS.

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Uzumaki Naruto thinks Kakashi is a cruel, even-more evil bastard.

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Inuzuka Kiba at 4:10 pm September 14

TOO. MUCH. HOMEWORK.

Hyuuga Hinata at 4:12 pm September 14

Do you need help, Naruto?

Hyuuga Neji at 4:12 pm September 14

No, he doesn't Hinata. You better watch it, Uzumaki.

Uzumaki Naruto at 4:13 pm September 14

WTFFFF Neji!

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Haruno Sakura wrote on Hyuuga Hinata's wall.

Wanna go to Starbuck's later? (:

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Hyuuga Hinata at 4:18 pm September 14

Sure (=

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Tenten AwesomeSauce has to go to work soon xP

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Hyuuga Neji at 4:21 pm September 14

Be careful.

Tenten AwesomeSauce at 4:21 pm September 14

Worried, are we? :3

Hyuuga Neji at 4:22 pm September 14

... No. I'm just warning you...

Haruno Sakura at 4:23 pm September 14

Hinata and I will be there later!

Yamanaka Ino at 4:23 pm September 14

WOW. Thanks for inviting me, BEST FRIENDS.

Yamanaka Ino at 4:25 pm September 14

Hello...?

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Uchiha Sasuke is going to kill the Dobe.

Hyuuga Neji likes this.

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Uzumaki Naruto at 5:01 pm September 14

I swear, spilling coffee on you was NOT on purpose.

Inuzuka Kiba at 5:02 pm September 14

LOL.

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Tenten AwesomeSauce can NOT believe Neji.

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Hyuuga Nejiat 5:04 pm September 14

What did I do?

Tenten AwesomeSauce at 5:04 pm September 14

You spied on me! While I was working! You caused a HUGE commotion.

Hyuuga Neji at 5:05 on September 14

Hey, YOU'RE the one who started yelling and throwing straws and cups at people. You have horrible aim.

Tenten AwesomeSauce at 5:05 pm September 14

My boss gave me a second chance, so I was lucky. YOU better make it up to me. And DO NOT INSULT MY AIM, YOU BASTARD!

Hyuuga Neji at 5:05 pm September 14

I'll get you a large pizza with mushrooms and bacon on it.

Tenten AwesomeSauce at 5:06 pm September 14

... Fine. You are REALLY lucky you have good taste in pizza.

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Inbox (1)

From: Yamanaka Ino
To: Haruno Sakura
Subject: Ooh La La~

What are the chances? Sasuke was at Starbuck's 'cause of yooouu. ;D

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From: Haruno Sakura
To: Yamanaka Ino
Subject: YOUR FACE.

No. Ino, just, no. He was there because Neji was stalking Tenten, and Naruto decided to go along, thus dragging him there.

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From: Yamanaka Ino
To: Haruno Sakura
Subject: Is beautiful!

Well, that BROUGHT him there. But he stayed 'cause of YOU. What guy would stay at a coffee shop where a crazy girl throws cups at people anyway? PLUS, Naruto spilled his coffee on him. Which HAS to be burning hot.

Ooh, and I can think of OTHER THINGS that are burning hot.

And I have no idea why Kiba was there in the first place, but he was totally checkin Hina out!

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From: Haruno Sakura
To: Yamanaka Ino
Subject: NO COMMENT.

You are totally delusional. Those are ALL coincidences.

Shut up, perv.

He's been crushing on Hinata for like, ever!

And you have yet to tell me about your little date, betch!

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From: Yamanaka Ino
To: Haruno Sakura
Subject: You SHOULD have a comment. You're SAKURA.

What ever you saaaay, Sakura. ;)

I've been influenced too much by you. Tsk, tsk.

For srsly?

OHMYGAWD, the date was soooososososo cute. We went to this cute little ramen stand, and while we ate, he started telling me about how we have sooo much in common. Like, I'm blond, he's blond. I have blue eyes, he has blue eyes. AND, he thinks you and Sasuke should so hook up. And what do you know, I do too!

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From: Haruno Sakura
To: Yamanaka Ino
Subject: Good point.

Yeah. What ever I say.

PSSHH, I bet you sneak peeks at Kakashi-sensei's pron books.

FOR FREAKIN' SRSLY. How slow can you get!

Okay, I have to admit it. That sounds WAY cute. But a ramen stand? Is that your idea of romantic? And I KNOW how you're such a hopeless romantic.

For the last time, me and Sasuke will NEVER hook up!

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From: Yamanaka Ino
To: Haruno Sakura
Subject: Duh, coz I'm INO.

Yes, it is VERY romantic!

Just you see, Sakura, just you see...

But you HAVE to admit, you like Sasuke. Even NARUTO knows. NARUTO.

Oh, and btw, he's gonna tell Sasuke you like him. Don't ask me why ;)

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From: Haruno Sakura
To: Yamanaka Ino
Subject: Which is also why you're such a freak.

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WHAT!

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From: Haruno Sakura
To: Uchiha Sasuke
Subject: NARUTO, I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!

NARUTO, JUST WHAT DID YOU TELL SASUKE? DID YOU TELL HIM THAT I LIKE HIM? 'CAUSE I SOOO DO NOT. I SWEAR IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME THINKING HE IS TOTALLY SEXY, YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT.

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From: Uchiha Sasuke
To: Haruno Sakura
Subject: RE: NARUTO, I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!

...What?

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From: Haruno Sakura
To: Uchiha Sasuke
Subject: RE:RE: NARUTO, I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!

UHH... Disregard that.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

This is bad. This is so very very BAD, Ino!

Answer my text, goddamnit!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

whoa, there! Whatsup?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

I accidentally sent a message to Sasuke saying I think he's sexy because I totally thought it was Naruto cause they're last names both start with U and then now he knows that i think he's hot and that i maybesortakinda like him...!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

...HOLY SHIT.
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From: Sakura
To: Ino

Yeah, I know!

Ino, if I don't make it out alive, I want you to have my Coach bags and those totally hot boots I never got to wear.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

OOH! Those shoes are HAWT.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

You really don't want me to come out of this alive, do you?

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TBC,


This is a sort of prologue, yeah?

Weird.. 'cause Tenten doesn't have horrible aim in reality. x)

Yes, yes, I started yet another one. Sorry! I couldn't resist. It's a habit. Curse my impulsive tendency to start new stories!

This was inspired by several stories. Yeah, the whole story will be told via IMs, text messages, and, of course, facebook.

Thanks for reading guyssss, you are love.

Don't like, don't read, simple as that.

Reviews are LOVE heartheartheart.

lessthanthree.