Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Another peaceful day in Konoha, or so it seems
At a training ground:
"Come on"
"No"
Please?"
"No"
"Pretty please?"
"I said no."
"You know you wanna do it…"
"Lee…"
"Come on,"
"No means NO"
"Just this year Neji"
"Lee, I'm warning you…"
2 kunai knives with fake explosives attached to them targeted at both Neji and Lee's head.
"Looks like someone's in a bad mood today," Naruto announces as he, Sakura, Shikamaru, Tenten and Sai arrived at the training grounds.
"Are you guys doing the talent show?" Lee asked while Neji glared at him.
"Hell yeah, but it's not a talent show. Usually I would show my shadow clone techniques," Naruto yelled but then he started to sound angry, "but noooo, Sakura-chan wants me to be her so-call 'guinea pig' in her medical jutsu demonstration." As soon as he said that, he quickly ran away from Sakura while she cracked her knuckles.
"Naruto, you only know shadow clone jutsu and there's nothing special about them." Sakura yelled as she punched the ground with great force. "Besides, at least Sai has some techniques."
"Hmm, how to deal with anger…" Sai said aloud while flipping to the index of "The Complete Idiot's guide to Feelings & Emotions". "Try patting the angry person's back and give a slow rub with a downward motion on their back. That sounds easy." Sai went up towards the angry Naruto and whacked Naruto's back really hard followed by a hard rub.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? I'M NOT A CUTTING BOARD! AND WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME?" Naruto yelled as he ran into Sakura followed by more shouting and punching.
"Okay…" Lee said as he watched the three of them fighting at each other, "What about you Shikamaru?"
"Hell no, it'll be too troublesome to show my jutsu but because I'm an examiner, I have to demonstrate…how troublesome." Shikamaru yawned while Tenten hooked three explosives on a kunai, "Who's that for?"
"Them, they're too noisy…" Tenten muttered as she flicked the kunai at their direction followed by three loud explosions.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Naruto, Sakura and surprisingly Sai yelled as they resumed to punching each other.
Neji winced at the yelling as he stared at the sky.
"Lee, you should demonstrate your taijutsu…" Shikamaru began while plugging his ears.
"Yeah but Neji doesn't want to do it with me," Lee sulked and turned towards Tenten, "Hey Tenten, how about…"
"No way, besides I don't want to join some stupid talent show." Tenten snapped while preparing a kunai knife with 5 explosives attached to it.
"I've never seen Tenten so angry before." Shikamaru, Lee and Neji said at the same time as Tenten flung the kunai at Naruto, Sakura and Sai.
"Tenten," Shikamaru began, "it's only a demonstration fair where all the academy and genin except Naruto get a view at advanced techniques and skills. It'll only last a week since the Hokage wants all of the youngsters to have a chance to not only see but also ask us questions."
"What a long speech, Shikamaru." Tenten sarcastically said which was filled with distaste as she flung ten kunai knives at a tree.
"Yeah Shikamaru, you should sign up for the speech competition tomorrow." Sakura and Naruto said at the same time before they punched each other.
"Oh and this was supposed to be both training and an A rank mission for everyone participating," grumbled Shikamaru, "and quit the sarcasm Tenten. Same with you guys, Naruto and Sakura."
"SHUT UP!" all three yelled as Tenten joined in with the fight followed by three explosions.
"Tenten! Don't waste your youth like that!" Lee called as he ran towards them.
"So this demonstration," Neji began while covering his ears, "who are we doing it with?"
"How troublesome, the demonstration is going to be done with your team. For an example, Team Gai will be demonstrating together while Gai-sensei explains what's going on during group combat. Naruto, on the other hand, might be joining you guys since he has a couple of advanced techniques not suitable for his team. Sakura would demonstrate with other medical ninjas while Sai demonstrates with the ANBU." Shikamaru answered, "RIGHT NARUTO?"
"You don't have to yell!" Naruto called," and why am I always stuck with fuzzy brow's team again?"
"Because you need to enhance your YOUTH!" Lee replied before he was punched by Sai.
"So when is the demonstration fair?" Neji asked loudly enough for the 5 ninjas turn with shock at him.
"Congratulations, you just talked loudly." Shikamaru sarcastically replied followed by a death glare from Neji." It'll be in a month but don't worry; you'll only demonstrate them in the exam arena…"
"HELL NO!! I'D RATHER DO IT IN THE FOREST OF DEATH!" the 5 angry ninja yelled at Shikamaru and resumed their fight.
"Sheesh, why yell at me?" Shikamaru winced, "wanna go for a walk Neji? If I stay here any longer, I'm going to need a hearing aid before I'm jounin."
In the training ground next door…
"What the hell is taking Shikamaru so long?" Ino impatiently yelled, "'I'm coming back in 10 minutes.' Yeah that was 80 freaking minutes ago."
"Awww Ino, stop making fun of Shikamaru," Choji replied as he and Kiba shared a bag of chips, "probably he has to explain it for the beginning."
"As if they are stupid," Ino sarcastically replied, "Are you participating Kiba?"
"Yeah but I don't wanna do it since we have to do the same thing for a whole week!" as soon as Kiba replied, a loud explosion and yelling could be heard. "Did you hear that? I think it's coming from the training ground next to us."
The three ninja turned around to find Naruto Sakura, Sai, Lee and Tenten engaged in a really deadly fight against each other.
"What's go into them?" Ino asked, "I've never seen a really angry and deadly spar from all of them, especially Tenten, Sai and Lee."
"They sure look scary..." Kiba trailed off as Naruto started shaping his rasengan, Sai started painting 20 lions, Sakura cracking her knuckles, Lee unwrapping his bandages and Tenten summoning 50 kunai knives with explosives attached to them. "Seems like they are going to kill each other instead of sparring…"
"Uh oh, better stop them before this gets really ugly…" Ino called as the three of them raced towards the training ground passing by Shikamaru and Neji.
"Oi Shikamaru!" Choji called, "help us stop them from killing each other will yeah?"
Shikamaru and Neji turned around to find all 5 of them charging at each other with a deadly aura.
"Crap, this is worst than I thought." Shikamaru yelled as he, Neji, Ino, Choji and Kiba raced to stop them from killing each other. Fortunately, Kakashi, Gai and Yamato came there first to stop their attacks.
"That was close" Kakashi-sensei stated while gripping onto Sakura and Sai, "What's wrong with you guys? Are you trying to kill each other or what?"
"Luckily Naruto kyuubi didn't come out yet or else it'll get messy." Yamato-taichou sighed while firmly holding Naruto with the help of Shikamaru and Kiba.
"What's with this angry aura coming from my two youthful students?" Gai asked gripping on Lee while Ino and Neji held Tenten away from Lee.
"Probably because I told them about the demonstration fair," Shikamaru stated, "They started attacking each other before I got a chance to explain."
"Oh boy, I knew this was bad" Kakashi sweat dropped as Sakura and Sai tried to punch each other. "Will you please just stop? Seriously, Choji can you help me?"
Tsunade, Kurenai, Asuma, Hinata and Shino rushed towards the group.
"We heard a huge commotion coming from here," Asuma said as he saw his team there, "What happened?"
"Naruto, Sakura, Lee, Tenten and Sai were about to kill each other with murderous attempt." Yamato replied as Naruto snared at Sai, baring his teeth at him.
"WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY! WHAT TRIGGERED THEM?" Tsunade, Asuma and Kurenai exclaimed while Hinata and Shino stared at the 5 angry ninja in shock.
"It's my fault for telling them about the D F." Shikamaru repeated, "They started to fight before I explain it to them."
"What's DF?" Asuma asked, "Is it Deadly Fishes?"
"Uh no..." Shikamaru answered while staring at his sensei.
"Is it Drooling Flutterby?"Gai piped up.
"Uh... no but what is a Flutterby?" Shikamaru asked.
" I know!" Kiba reluctantly said as everyone stared at him, "It's the Demonstration Fair!"
"That serious?" Tsunade, Kurenai and Asuma asked as they sweat dropped. The 5 ninjas were giving each other glares as they fished out 4 shurikens and 2 kunais from their pouch. Luckily Hinata and Shino noticed them and quickly caught the weapons.
"You still wanna attack each other?" Tsunade sighed, "I guess I'll have to stop assigning everyone, including you Kakashi, Gai, Kurenai, Asuma and Yamato, missions for 2 weeks. Instead I want all of you to do group training and sparring with different people everyday." Everyone groaned including the senseis. "I don't care if you hate each other, you don't wanna show what horrible teamwork you have right now?"
"Fine," everyone replied.
"Good, can all of you also have a talk with your teammates about killing each other? I don't want to settle with all the ninja dying on me." Tsunade said. "Oh and everyone, don't mention the demonstration fair in front of them okay?" As soon as the 5 ninja heard the word, they started making hand signs. "See what I mean?"
"Seriously, I thought you guys grew out of killing you teammates." Kakashi sighed as Sakura and Sai struggled from his grip. "They're even worst than Naruto combined together."
Author's note:
Heh heh, sorry if I made most of the characters very sadist to each other. Only in this chapter though.
I'm not sure about pairings, if you want pairings please write them in the Review section.
