ZIVA: I have a gun
KATNISS: I have a bow
SUSAN: Me too.
HERMIONE: I have a wand.
ERAGON: I have a dragon
HICCUP: I have a dragon and a flaming sword.
ERAGON: I have a dragon I can telepathically communicate with and heightened senses.
HICCUP: I have a dragon and a flaming sword and a hot girlfriend
Katniss, Susan, and Ziva are out of position and muttering to each other
ERAGON:I have Arya!
HICCUP: Puh-lease. When you told her you wanted to take things to a romantic level she rejected you. You're deep, deep in the friend zone.
HERMIONE: Honestly! I have had enough of two teenage boys fighting over a stupid reason for one lifetime!
ZIVA: And I have had enough of two men fighting like teenage boys.
HERMIONE: Everyone back into positions! Hiccup, you have the flaming sword, Eragon, you have the dragon.
Everyone gets back into positions
PERCY: Okay, I'm ready.
HERMIONE: Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're holding it wrong. It goes like this, not like that.
Hermione gets into position
HERMIONE: From the top!
ZIVA: I have a gun.
KATNISS AND SUSAN AT THE SAME TIME: I have a bow.
HERMIONE: I have a wand.
ERAGON: I have a dragon.
HICCUP: I have a flaming sword.
PERCY: I have a pen. I HAVE A PEN.
