ZIVA: I have a gun

KATNISS: I have a bow

SUSAN: Me too.

HERMIONE: I have a wand.

ERAGON: I have a dragon

HICCUP: I have a dragon and a flaming sword.

ERAGON: I have a dragon I can telepathically communicate with and heightened senses.

HICCUP: I have a dragon and a flaming sword and a hot girlfriend

Katniss, Susan, and Ziva are out of position and muttering to each other

ERAGON:I have Arya!

HICCUP: Puh-lease. When you told her you wanted to take things to a romantic level she rejected you. You're deep, deep in the friend zone.

HERMIONE: Honestly! I have had enough of two teenage boys fighting over a stupid reason for one lifetime!

ZIVA: And I have had enough of two men fighting like teenage boys.

HERMIONE: Everyone back into positions! Hiccup, you have the flaming sword, Eragon, you have the dragon.

Everyone gets back into positions

PERCY: Okay, I'm ready.

HERMIONE: Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're holding it wrong. It goes like this, not like that.

Hermione gets into position

HERMIONE: From the top!

ZIVA: I have a gun.

KATNISS AND SUSAN AT THE SAME TIME: I have a bow.

HERMIONE: I have a wand.

ERAGON: I have a dragon.

HICCUP: I have a flaming sword.

PERCY: I have a pen. I HAVE A PEN.