Catch a Fennekin by the Tail bonus skit
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Mew can't cook
"Okay Mew this is a really easy recipe," Penelope cooed as she helped the Ditto move the large stew pot onto the stove, "Okay so we got the water going what does the book call for next?"
"Carrots!" the pink blob cheered as it transformed into a Bisharp to mince the orange vegetables.
"You don't need to chop them that finely," the Audino sighed as the Pokémon threw the powdered carrot into the large pot, "Next ingredient…"
"Potatoes!"
"Yes but don't slice them too thin," Penelope reminded. Mew quickly quartered the spuds and added them to the pot before the Audino could protest, "Mew… cut them a little smaller next time; those were big potatoes."
"Okay sorry, I'll get it right next time." The Pokémon replied, transforming back to an amorphous pink blob, "but the next ingredient calls for meat."
"Yes and thankfully there aren't any vegetarians in this house," the Audino sighed as she retrieved a previously cooked roast from the fridge, "Okay Mew one inch cubes."
"Penny! Get out here Anthony got hurt again!" Penelope heard her trainer called from outside.
"Be Out in a Sec," she called back, "Okay just follow the recipe, and No Tamato sauce."
The Ditto watch the Audino hurry out of the kitchen before turning his attention to the large roast that sat on the counter.
…
"Uncle I'm fine, I just sprained my wrist… again," the pre-teen sighed as the large burly man hovered over him.
"The lad just missed a jump Simon, let your Audino pulse the sprain and he'll be healed for his eleventh birthday." The much older man supplied as an equally old Raichu followed behind.
"Audino," Penelope sighed once she saw the boy's swollen wrist.
"Aw don't fret too much about it Penny, I only fell about ten feet before I caught myself," Anthony chuckled as he watched the Pokémon tend to his wrist.
"Audi," she cooed as a pink energy flowed from her hand knitting the injured joint.
"Hey Penny who did you leave in charge of dinner?" Simon asked as he watched a pillar of smoke billow from the kitchen window.
"Audi!" the Audino gasped.
…
"Um I think we should order pizza tonight." Anthony suggested as he stared at the bowl filled with the black mushy concoction that sat before him.
"I don't know kid I think it taste pretty good," The eldest remarked as he finished his second bowl, "another round Mew!"
"Ri, Ri!" the ancient Raichu mimicked
"Grandfather you don't have taste buds," the boy's uncle sighed, "and you shouldn't let Charlie eat that stuff either,"
"Ditto…" the pink blob wilted
"It's okay Mew you'll get it right eventually," the youngest cajoled.
