I Adore Despising You
Scorp's POV.
Charms class, the bane of my existence, it's the easiest class, and Flitwick is too old to be teaching. I decide to bug my dearest Rose, she's a gorgeous specimen. I write a note to her and pass it along the bench to Albus, her cousin and my best friend.
S: Hey Weasley, you're looking mighty fine today.
R: Get lost Malfoy, you're such a pervert!
S: Aww, don't be like that baby, you know you love me ;).
R: Of course I do! As much as I love double Potions on a Friday afternoon, and don't wink at me.
S: God Rose, lighten up I'm just messing with you. Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me on Saturday?
R: I would rather eat Slughorn's faeces with ketchup.
S: Damn girl, that's nasty, but that can be arranged ;).
R: STOP WINKING AT ME YOU PRAT! Now let me concentrate on my notes.
S: I love how you actually care about Charms. It's the most pointless subject on our curriculum.
R: Not all of us, are naturally clever Malfoy, so shut up!
S: I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment.
R: that's because you're a deluded little sod.
S: Angry Rosie, I like it.
R: Put you wand back in your pants.
S: Meet me after class.
R: Why?
S: Please?
R: But why?
S: So we can talk, come on babe, please?
R: About what?
S: I just want to have a conversation with you, is that too much to ask?
R: When it's you, yes!
S: Aw, you wound me Rosie.
R: Don't call me that Scorp,
S: You never call me Scorp! What's the sudden change?
R: Force of habit, don't dwell on it. Fine I'll meet you, but no more than ten minutes, agreed?
S: Sure thang honey!
R: Scorpius!
S: Right... Okay Rose.
R: Now stop this note passing, Al's getting annoyed.
A: Damn right, I am.
S: Al! Stop intercepting my notes.
A: LOL, Scorp, you know I love you bro'.
S: Al, I'm straight man.
A: As a friend, you dirty minded boy.
R: GUYS PLEASE!
S: Sorry darling.
A: Man, you are whipped bro'.
S: Albus, fuck off.
"Mr Malfoy, Miss Weasley, and Mr Potter, stop this childish tomfoolery and make notes!" Flitwick squeaks.
"Oh Damn" Albus mutters.
A/N: i'll put the next chapter up in a couple of days, it should explain a bit more, i've been ridiculously evasive in this chapter, and i apologise profusely for that. but tell me what you think about the dialogue
