I Adore Despising You

Scorp's POV.

Charms class, the bane of my existence, it's the easiest class, and Flitwick is too old to be teaching. I decide to bug my dearest Rose, she's a gorgeous specimen. I write a note to her and pass it along the bench to Albus, her cousin and my best friend.

S: Hey Weasley, you're looking mighty fine today.

R: Get lost Malfoy, you're such a pervert!

S: Aww, don't be like that baby, you know you love me ;).

R: Of course I do! As much as I love double Potions on a Friday afternoon, and don't wink at me.

S: God Rose, lighten up I'm just messing with you. Do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me on Saturday?

R: I would rather eat Slughorn's faeces with ketchup.

S: Damn girl, that's nasty, but that can be arranged ;).

R: STOP WINKING AT ME YOU PRAT! Now let me concentrate on my notes.

S: I love how you actually care about Charms. It's the most pointless subject on our curriculum.

R: Not all of us, are naturally clever Malfoy, so shut up!

S: I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment.

R: that's because you're a deluded little sod.

S: Angry Rosie, I like it.

R: Put you wand back in your pants.

S: Meet me after class.

R: Why?

S: Please?

R: But why?

S: So we can talk, come on babe, please?

R: About what?

S: I just want to have a conversation with you, is that too much to ask?

R: When it's you, yes!

S: Aw, you wound me Rosie.

R: Don't call me that Scorp,

S: You never call me Scorp! What's the sudden change?

R: Force of habit, don't dwell on it. Fine I'll meet you, but no more than ten minutes, agreed?

S: Sure thang honey!

R: Scorpius!

S: Right... Okay Rose.

R: Now stop this note passing, Al's getting annoyed.

A: Damn right, I am.

S: Al! Stop intercepting my notes.

A: LOL, Scorp, you know I love you bro'.

S: Al, I'm straight man.

A: As a friend, you dirty minded boy.

R: GUYS PLEASE!

S: Sorry darling.

A: Man, you are whipped bro'.

S: Albus, fuck off.

"Mr Malfoy, Miss Weasley, and Mr Potter, stop this childish tomfoolery and make notes!" Flitwick squeaks.

"Oh Damn" Albus mutters.


A/N: i'll put the next chapter up in a couple of days, it should explain a bit more, i've been ridiculously evasive in this chapter, and i apologise profusely for that. but tell me what you think about the dialogue