Axton didn't usually raid bandit camps with the Firehawk. Axton was used to the scorching heat of Pandora's deserts but nothing compared to this. The whole village was ablaze, with corpses of psychos littering the dirt. Shit, Axton thought Krieg was crazy partner to hang around, but Lilith the Firehawk was something else.

Lilith usually stayed in Sanctuary organizing the Crimson Lance, but maybe her trigger finger got a little twitchy. Sure Axton had a little fun while killing bandits, but Lilith looked like she enjoyed a bit too much.

"Fuck yeah that was badass." Lilith was covered in blood from her enemies in her torn tight pants and a few sizes too small top. Shit Axton thought, Lilith looked fucking hot. I mean she is a siren after all. Everyone on Pandora must've fantasized about her. Axton was pretty sure he even saw Maya gave her a too long look once. But Axton knew Lilith was absolutely crazy. The way she slaughtered those bandits. Burning the whole god damn place like that. He was lucky enough not to get that bad of a burn in the fight.

"You sure seemed to enjoy it." Axton's comment; a let's get the fuck out of here, type of comment.

"What you didn't have a fun time? You'd rather stare at Maya's ass instead?" Everyone always fucking brought up him and Maya. They only happened to go on mission together often, that was it.

"At least she doesn't give me 5th degree burns." Axton's left arm clearly showing proof.

"Oh quit bitching."

A bandits head pops out of nowhere. Lilith quickly snipes him in the face, head exploding into little bits.

"Oh fuck that was hot." Lilith trails her sentence with a slight moan. Her hand moving down from her face, past her breast, to rest on her hip. Axton gives a slight baffled look. She's crazy… but she is real sexy.

"Axton, you're an asshole whose shit at aim and probably shit at bed too. You're gonna fuck me right now. Got that?"

Pandora's a crazy place, where everyone is psycho in their own special way.