Legally Brunettes

*You've heard of "Legally Blondes" right? Well I saw it and I was like, "DUDE I should totally make one of these for Brute and Buttercup… and yes Buttercup's hair is black… I thought for a long time about that one!*

*Kill The Lights by Britney Spears starts to play (Dude! Freakin awsome song!)* In a beautiful country side in Australia there were two twin girls walking among the many people in town that day. One had black hair that went to her shoulders, flipped out, and layers. The other one had black hair that spiked forward and went over her right eye. They're names were Buttercup and Brute.

"Come on BC, don't be such a slow poke!" called Brute.

"I'm going as fast as I can!" Buttercup called back.

"Excuse me, so sorry", Brute said running into an old man. "Excuse us!"

"Slow down Brute, there are enough shopping stores to go around in Australia", Buttercup said.

Buttercup

Likes: lime green, wrestling

Hates: Speaking in public.

"You're telling me to slow down, we have to make it to the clearance."

Brute

Likes: dark green, boxing

Hates: Tests.

"This place can't get any hotter" Brute said.

"Just think of it… summer clothes all year round!" Buttercup said enthusiastically. Brute, Buttercup, and there father, Professor Utonium, were going to live in California. And you know what that meant for the girls… shopping. "I wonder what classes we'll be going to?"

"I prefer NNA!" Brute said, also excited. "I think it would be wonderful to live in place that at least RAINED."

"Uh, rain? This place wouldn't know rain if a man got struck by Zuses lightning bolt!"

The girls laughed at Buttercup's remark to where they were currently living. Then they gasped.

"Sales", They said in unision.

********************Scene Change*******************

"Gasp, some twit put this tank-top on the wrong rail!" Buttercup said appalled. It's definitely not half-price."

"Brunette rule number 1, green… goes good with anything", Brute said.

"Hehehe", Buttercup laughed.

"Brunette rule number 2?" Brute asked

"Never pay retail", they said together.

Then they both looked at the cute check out boy.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Buttercup asked.

"Yep! Flip-"

"and wave", Buttercup finished.

They walked up to the check-out counter.

"Excuse me", Brute said in a fake polite voice.

"Yes?" He answered.

"James, *gasp* such a regal name", Brute said making the boy go shy. "But this garment seems to be hung in the wrong spot. It was on the half-price rail. I hope we can correct what is clearly an injustice."

Then Buttercup and Brute flipped their hair and waved good-bye.

*Scene Change*

"Awsome! You are awsome!" Buttercup said with excitement in her tone. "You're a natural arguer Brute… even I almost bought it!"

"I don't argue BC, I persuade!" Brute said walking back into the streets with her sister.

*Well there's chapter el uno! Hope you like it!*