Ballad of the Huntsman
Been around the Kingdoms twice, talked to everyone once
Seen two Faunus fight, been to three Vytal festivals
And I even know a man in Mistral with a wooden hand
I've rolled, bowled, and stole more gold than even Flynt Coal
I'm a hard bodied, salt crusted, rootin' tootin' shootin' Dust usin' King Taijitu killin' Huntsman!
The last of the bare knuckle fighters, there ain't nothing I can't do
No prize too high, no love too rough, no fight too tough
Learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large caliber Grimm with a small caliber bullet;
I use all kinds of Dust, fire, water, ice, and those big lightning ones that go "shoo shoo" and crack in the middle
Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards
I'm a lover, a fighter, a boarbatusk rider
I'll wine, dine, and intertwine then sneak out the back when the coffee is done
So if you're feeling lucky you better run because this Hunter has been there done that and is going back for more.
-Feuer Tuteur
Alright since I know this is going to offend someone: This is a parody of the Frogman's Ballad sung by Navy SEALs I do not own nor am I affiliated with RWBY or the United States Navy. This was done purely for entertainment purposes.
